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    Turd Polishing

    I'm finding it difficult to keep smiling through the stench.

    Any tips?

    Ta
    Coffee's for closers

    #2
    Think of the money

    HTH
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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      #3
      Try rolling it in glitter instead

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        #4
        Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
        I'm finding it difficult to keep smiling through the stench.

        Any tips?

        Ta
        You cleaning the Kia?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
          You cleaning the Kia?
          Hi Zoiderman

          Coffee's for closers

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            #6
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            Hi Zoiderman

            That's a yes then

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              #7
              Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
              I'm finding it difficult to keep smiling through the stench.

              Any tips?

              Ta
              It could be worse. You could be...
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by geoff from contracta IOM View Post
                Try rolling it in glitter instead
                Then pop a flag in it.

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                  #9
                  "In every turd there's a fleck of gold - it might be a Caramac wrapper , but it's there....."

                  Coogan.....

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