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  • Scoobos
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    "In every turd there's a fleck of gold - it might be a Caramac wrapper , but it's there....."

    Coogan.....

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by geoff from contracta IOM View Post
    Try rolling it in glitter instead
    Then pop a flag in it.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I'm finding it difficult to keep smiling through the stench.

    Any tips?

    Ta
    It could be worse. You could be...

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Hi Zoiderman

    That's a yes then

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    You cleaning the Kia?
    Hi Zoiderman

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I'm finding it difficult to keep smiling through the stench.

    Any tips?

    Ta
    You cleaning the Kia?

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  • geoff from contracta IOM
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    Try rolling it in glitter instead

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  • Troll
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    Think of the money

    HTH

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  • Spacecadet
    started a topic Turd Polishing

    Turd Polishing

    I'm finding it difficult to keep smiling through the stench.

    Any tips?

    Ta

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