Trainspotters denied orgasm

[Pondlife]

Why bother maintaining 3 sockie accounts where the only difference between them is that one pretends to like fruit machines and lawnmowers.

[EternalOptimist]

Why bother maintaining 3 sockie accounts where the only difference between them is that one pretends to like fruit machines and lawnmowers.

Its a creative writing exercise, I believe. pretty good too