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Dogs barking - weird
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Their wimmin look stunning ...put ours to shameHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think -
answers one by one:-Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postno way.
sweet bread
barky dogs
38c
they pretend not to speak english
drive like loonies
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women keep perving my body

-you're eating the wrong bread (the sweet stuff is for breakfast)
-dogs bark; fact
-38c - come back to the UK for a record breaking 15 degrees and rain?
-pretend to speak Italian
-drive like a loony too
"women keep perving my body"; ah yes. This is a showstopper. Tell them where to stuff their finely toned bodies and perfect boobs, and come home to the UK to be dissed by some fat slag. Or try Brazil...Comment
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It's bau, bau in Italian. Bark (sound) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThey are at it again.
woof woof, rarrrr. growwwllll. woof woof, bark bark.
Thats Italian , obviously. In English ..
woof woof, rarrrr. growwwllll. old chap. woof woof, bark bark.

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We were in Padua a few days ago.Originally posted by Troll View PostTheir wimmin look stunning ...put ours to shame
Mrs EO says to me (sitting in the sun watching the world go by) 'What do you reckon then?'
so I says 'Jeez, the women are skinny. angular faces, boney. no meat on em. pretty ugly really'
so she goes off to the bar with a big smile on her face.
next morning, awakened by a warm feeling down below.
it took me half an hour to pull the bed sheet out of the crack of me @rse.
Italian birds are gorgeous, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do( im headed for hell. i know)
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