Dogs barking - weird

[EternalOptimist]

Their wimmin look stunning ...put ours to shame

We were in Padua a few days ago.
Mrs EO says to me (sitting in the sun watching the world go by) 'What do you reckon then?'

so I says 'Jeez, the women are skinny. angular faces, boney. no meat on em. pretty ugly really'

so she goes off to the bar with a big smile on her face.

next morning, awakened by a warm feeling down below.


it took me half an hour to pull the bed sheet out of the crack of me @rse.


Italian birds are gorgeous, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do( im headed for hell. i know)

[TimberWolf]

They are at it again.

woof woof, rarrrr. growwwllll. woof woof, bark bark.




Thats Italian , obviously. In English ..

woof woof, rarrrr. growwwllll. old chap. woof woof, bark bark.

It's bau, bau in Italian. Bark (sound) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Bacchus]

no way.

sweet bread
barky dogs
38c
they pretend not to speak english
drive like loonies
er...
...
..
women keep perving my body

answers one by one:-

-you're eating the wrong bread (the sweet stuff is for breakfast)
-dogs bark; fact
-38c - come back to the UK for a record breaking 15 degrees and rain?
-pretend to speak Italian
-drive like a loony too

"women keep perving my body"; ah yes. This is a showstopper. Tell them where to stuff their finely toned bodies and perfect boobs, and come home to the UK to be dissed by some fat slag. Or try Brazil...

[Troll]

no way.

sweet bread
barky dogs
38c
they pretend not to speak english
drive like loonies
er...
...
..
women keep perving my body

Their wimmin look stunning ...put ours to shame

[EternalOptimist]

I think you're there?

Love Italy. Jealous.

no way.

sweet bread
barky dogs
38c
they pretend not to speak english
drive like loonies
er...
...
..
women keep perving my body

[Troll]

They are at it again.

woof woof, rarrrr. growwwllll. woof woof, bark bark.

You sure its not just Franco howling at the moon?

[Bacchus]

jeez. I need civiliation quick

I think you're there?

Love Italy. Jealous.

[EternalOptimist]

And why is the bread sweet ??????

I had ten pints and now im trying to make me tea.

Six slices of sausage and a bag of 'Roberto's tutto il buono del Pane'
minin burger morbidi gustosi

and the bread is sweet!!

jeez. I need civiliation quick

[EternalOptimist]

They are at it again.

woof woof, rarrrr. growwwllll. woof woof, bark bark.




Thats Italian , obviously. In English ..

woof woof, rarrrr. growwwllll. old chap. woof woof, bark bark.

[AtW]

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[Gentile]

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@mf: Don't you know that things are only ever funny because they're true, dear heart?

[EternalOptimist]

I wonder if their conversations are as well-informed and respectful as those on CUK?

Maybe you've been listening to their version of Business / Contracts until now? Just wait until their version of Doggie General kicks in later on.

I'm not sure if that is a good parallel.

We are talking about a bunch of animals screaming into the night 'my bollocks are bigger than yours' irrespective of who is listening. Howling into the abyss.


I prefer listening to these dogs

[Gentile]

I wonder if their conversations are as well-informed and respectful as those on CUK?

Maybe you've been listening to their version of Business / Contracts until now? Just wait until their version of Doggie General kicks in later on.

[EternalOptimist]

I am used to the neighbours dog barking in Manchester. And I know that when he starts, the other one down the road will join in.

I mean, that what dogs do, right ??


But this is hilarious. We are in a mountainous valley in Italy, and it's quiet, just the odd car, and the crickets.

Then a dog barks across the valley and it spreads. It's like the hounds of the fckng Baskervilles. Snarl, bark, growl, snarl. All around in a big circle...raar, Bark, raaaarr, baarrk,...howwwllll, bark howwwlll.... then it subsides.

Half an hour later..it kicks off again.


Its quite primeaval in a funny sort of way, like I feel safer knowing my dogs are keeping the lions and Italians at bay