Originally posted by EternalOptimist
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Dogs barking - weird
Collapse
X
-
Their wimmin look stunning ...put ours to shameHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think -
answers one by one:-Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postno way.
sweet bread
barky dogs
38c
they pretend not to speak english
drive like loonies
er...
...
..
women keep perving my body

-you're eating the wrong bread (the sweet stuff is for breakfast)
-dogs bark; fact
-38c - come back to the UK for a record breaking 15 degrees and rain?
-pretend to speak Italian
-drive like a loony too
"women keep perving my body"; ah yes. This is a showstopper. Tell them where to stuff their finely toned bodies and perfect boobs, and come home to the UK to be dissed by some fat slag. Or try Brazil...Comment
-
It's bau, bau in Italian. Bark (sound) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThey are at it again.
woof woof, rarrrr. growwwllll. woof woof, bark bark.
Thats Italian , obviously. In English ..
woof woof, rarrrr. growwwllll. old chap. woof woof, bark bark.

Comment
-
We were in Padua a few days ago.Originally posted by Troll View PostTheir wimmin look stunning ...put ours to shame
Mrs EO says to me (sitting in the sun watching the world go by) 'What do you reckon then?'
so I says 'Jeez, the women are skinny. angular faces, boney. no meat on em. pretty ugly really'
so she goes off to the bar with a big smile on her face.
next morning, awakened by a warm feeling down below.
it took me half an hour to pull the bed sheet out of the crack of me @rse.
Italian birds are gorgeous, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do( im headed for hell. i know)
(\__/)
(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Crypto tax and contractors: What HMRC’s new cryptoasset research really means Yesterday 04:03
- Crypto Tax and Contractors: What HMRC's New Cryptoasset Research Really Means Yesterday 04:03
- Profit and loss accounts set for public filing at Companies House from 2028 — what it means for your contractor business Jun 30 03:38
- UK IT Contractors: How to land Forward Deployed Engineer roles beyond Palantir, Anthropic and OpenAI Jun 29 05:52
- The 3 highest-paying software contractor jobs right now, and what they actually pay Jun 25 03:52
- The beginning of the end for Boox ‘MSC’ contractors has begun. Check back in 2031 Jun 24 06:25
- Andy Burnham as prime minister ‘would cut both ways for self-employed contractors’ Jun 23 02:18
- The 3 highest-paying software contractor jobs right now, and what they actually pay Jun 22 15:52
- Taxman tells contractors that only four new tax avoidance schemes needed avoiding in Q2 Jun 22 05:47
- VAT compliance checks are changing — here’s what contractors need to know Jun 17 07:30

Comment