Dogs barking - weird

[Troll]

no way.

sweet bread
barky dogs
38c
they pretend not to speak english
drive like loonies
er...
...
..
women keep perving my body

Their wimmin look stunning ...put ours to shame

[Bacchus]

no way.

sweet bread
barky dogs
38c
they pretend not to speak english
drive like loonies
er...
...
..
women keep perving my body

answers one by one:-

-you're eating the wrong bread (the sweet stuff is for breakfast)
-dogs bark; fact
-38c - come back to the UK for a record breaking 15 degrees and rain?
-pretend to speak Italian
-drive like a loony too

"women keep perving my body"; ah yes. This is a showstopper. Tell them where to stuff their finely toned bodies and perfect boobs, and come home to the UK to be dissed by some fat slag. Or try Brazil...

[TimberWolf]

They are at it again.

woof woof, rarrrr. growwwllll. woof woof, bark bark.




Thats Italian , obviously. In English ..

woof woof, rarrrr. growwwllll. old chap. woof woof, bark bark.

It's bau, bau in Italian. Bark (sound) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[EternalOptimist]

Their wimmin look stunning ...put ours to shame

We were in Padua a few days ago.
Mrs EO says to me (sitting in the sun watching the world go by) 'What do you reckon then?'

so I says 'Jeez, the women are skinny. angular faces, boney. no meat on em. pretty ugly really'

so she goes off to the bar with a big smile on her face.

next morning, awakened by a warm feeling down below.


it took me half an hour to pull the bed sheet out of the crack of me @rse.


Italian birds are gorgeous, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do( im headed for hell. i know)