Man bags - Are they right

[SimonMac]

Poor effort, very poor effort that should have stayed in the school yard son.

Stand on a chair and look me in they and say that

[shaunbhoy]

Oh shaunnyboy, you really dont understand humour do you?

You could always try and include some in your tripe, then we'd be able to judge.

[Old Hack]

No, but it is funny shaunnyboy, a man so feminine, that he is discussing his body shape and heavy weight on a forum, a man who is scottish, a nation identified by their penchance for wearing skirts with purses who is mocking someone who wears a satchel.

Its genuinely too funny to know he doesn't understand the irony of it all.

[doomage]

I'd like to get an old laptop, pull the innards out, attach a strap, and use it to carry stuff about in.


(also you could do this with a dead cat but it's too soon for that I think)

[Old Hack]

You could always try and include some in your tripe, then we'd be able to judge.

Ah but fat boy, it wasnt I, you were agreeing with a man who was mocking you, but too dumb to understand that he was.

That my friend, is priceless humour.

[Old Hack]

Stand on a chair and look me in they and say that

Eh

[TimberWolf]

I was looking at some 1948 Olympic photos, and spotted these fine specimens:



Impressive pockets or what. You could fit an entire week's shopping in those, and they would prove invaluable for Ryanair trips too.

[MaryPoppins]

They seem to be quite popular in some european countries.

However do you need to carry the ipad and a bottle of water round with you at all times?
Get yourself a phone you can use for any immediate browsing needs and learn to go more than 5 minutes without having a sip of water

and get a smaller wallet... bank notes do fold and you don't need every bank and credit card with you

whs

[TimberWolf]

Mickey Rourke with man bag, or a huge wallet. And if you still feel like saying something, he was joined by David Haye and Joe Calzaghe.



Mickey Rourke shows off surgery scars and receding spiked hair as he hits Stringfellows with boxers David Haye and Joe Calzaghe | Mail Online

[xoggoth]

Wallet, phone, keys

Sooner or later you have to add glasses. Plus camera, what if you haven't got one and see some exciting weeds? I often carry a "man" bag, however, I always use a cheap scruffy old free thing I got from some exhibition as:

a) You won't look worth robbing.
b) It is not the sort of thing any gay man would be seen dead with so you don't get beaten up or picked up. If you have to spend as much time hanging around Kemptown, Brighton as I do recently this is important.