Reply to: Man bags - Are they right

[xoggoth]

Wallet, phone, keys

Sooner or later you have to add glasses. Plus camera, what if you haven't got one and see some exciting weeds? I often carry a "man" bag, however, I always use a cheap scruffy old free thing I got from some exhibition as:

a) You won't look worth robbing.
b) It is not the sort of thing any gay man would be seen dead with so you don't get beaten up or picked up. If you have to spend as much time hanging around Kemptown, Brighton as I do recently this is important.

[TimberWolf]

Mickey Rourke with man bag, or a huge wallet. And if you still feel like saying something, he was joined by David Haye and Joe Calzaghe.



Mickey Rourke shows off surgery scars and receding spiked hair as he hits Stringfellows with boxers David Haye and Joe Calzaghe | Mail Online

[MaryPoppins]

They seem to be quite popular in some european countries.

However do you need to carry the ipad and a bottle of water round with you at all times?
Get yourself a phone you can use for any immediate browsing needs and learn to go more than 5 minutes without having a sip of water

and get a smaller wallet... bank notes do fold and you don't need every bank and credit card with you

whs

[TimberWolf]

I was looking at some 1948 Olympic photos, and spotted these fine specimens:



Impressive pockets or what. You could fit an entire week's shopping in those, and they would prove invaluable for Ryanair trips too.

[Old Hack]

Stand on a chair and look me in they and say that

Eh

[Old Hack]

You could always try and include some in your tripe, then we'd be able to judge.

Ah but fat boy, it wasnt I, you were agreeing with a man who was mocking you, but too dumb to understand that he was.

That my friend, is priceless humour.

[doomage]

I'd like to get an old laptop, pull the innards out, attach a strap, and use it to carry stuff about in.


(also you could do this with a dead cat but it's too soon for that I think)

[Old Hack]

No, but it is funny shaunnyboy, a man so feminine, that he is discussing his body shape and heavy weight on a forum, a man who is scottish, a nation identified by their penchance for wearing skirts with purses who is mocking someone who wears a satchel.

Its genuinely too funny to know he doesn't understand the irony of it all.

[shaunbhoy]

Oh shaunnyboy, you really dont understand humour do you?

You could always try and include some in your tripe, then we'd be able to judge.

[SimonMac]

Poor effort, very poor effort that should have stayed in the school yard son.

Stand on a chair and look me in they and say that

[oracleslave]

Poor effort, very poor effort that should have stayed in the school yard son.

Are we on the road to Bridgewater?

[Old Hack]

ftfy

Oh shaunnyboy, you really dont understand humour do you?

This is almost funnier than finding you need acting like a woman talking about how you dont like your body and discussing how you are losing all your lard.

The stupidity is strong in this one it is.

[doomage]

I find one of these to be pretty versatile.

[Old Hack]

I've met your wife, any more arse on her is certainly a bad thing!

Poor effort, very poor effort that should have stayed in the school yard son.

[shaunbhoy]

I never carry a man bag, I don't think it's a good look. I just stuff my wallet, keys, and phone into my pockets, along with passport, second phone, diary, camera, packet of tissues, spare contacts, pair of spectacles, charger lead, pen, comb, pocket knife, book, mints, coins, etc. It spoils the line of the clothes slightly but it's better than looking like a limpwristed ponce and carrying it all in a bag.

ftfy