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Too much Walking Dead?

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    #11
    I want to fill my gymbag with bricks, so these silly people (90% women) who cant help but walk into it hurt themselves and realise the error of their ways.

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      #12
      Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
      I thought this was going to be about women who cant walk without making you move out of their way even on an empty 3 metre pavement.
      I've not encountered anyone that has that particular talent. But I must admit women are quite bad for walking slowly upstairs, in an unbreachable line-dancing formation like they're the bloody Nolans or something. If you say "excuse me, can I get past you please?", they stop and look at one another as if you've just asked them to part the Red Sea or something.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Gentile View Post
        I've not encountered anyone that has that particular talent. But I must admit women are quite bad for walking slowly upstairs, in an unbreachable line-dancing formation like they're the bloody Nolans or something. If you say "excuse me, can I get past you please?", they stop and look at one another as if you've just asked them to part the Red Sea or something.
        I hope thats not a euphemism

        Edit: looks like it is
        http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...he%20red%20sea
        Coffee's for closers

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          #14
          Originally posted by Gentile View Post
          I've not encountered anyone that has that particular talent.
          Look harder, it happens constantly.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            Don't get me started
            • Slow walkers who walk right in the middle of a pavement
            • Slow walkers who can't decide if they want to be on the left or the right and
            • seem to have a special sense to move across just as you go to pass
            • People who text whilst walking but really can't manage them both at once
            • People who stop suddenly, especially the one twunt who stopped whilst going down some stairs at leeds station to take a drink from his coffee whilst several people including myself were making a dash for the train.
            • People who need an umbrella the size of a tennis court (London especially really needs to introduce a maximum umbrella size)
            • Groups of people who take up the entire pavement
            • Slow walkers who walk alongside another unrelated slow walker, thus blocking the pavement
            Visiting London, I found far more annoying were the people who simply walk into you. Which seemed to be most of them.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Visiting London, I found far more annoying were the people who simply walk into you. Which seemed to be most of them.
              The word c**t is actually old english meaning "someone from London"
              Coffee's for closers

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                #17
                shoulder down, rucksack full of books CHARGE!

                its the only way

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
                  Look harder...
                  You say that as if you're under the mistaken impression that I'm interested in finding such people.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by moggy View Post
                    the lady who stops suddenly when pushing a pushchair... ooo why i orta...
                    People who walk diagonally instead of a straight line
                    'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
                    Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                      The word c**t is actually old english meaning "someone from London"


                      Judging by the amount of times they use the word, I think you are right.
                      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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