I want to fill my gymbag with bricks, so these silly people (90% women) who cant help but walk into it hurt themselves and realise the error of their ways.
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I've not encountered anyone that has that particular talent. But I must admit women are quite bad for walking slowly upstairs, in an unbreachable line-dancing formation like they're the bloody Nolans or something. If you say "excuse me, can I get past you please?", they stop and look at one another as if you've just asked them to part the Red Sea or something.Originally posted by escapeUK View PostI thought this was going to be about women who cant walk without making you move out of their way even on an empty 3 metre pavement.Comment
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I hope thats not a euphemismOriginally posted by Gentile View PostI've not encountered anyone that has that particular talent. But I must admit women are quite bad for walking slowly upstairs, in an unbreachable line-dancing formation like they're the bloody Nolans or something. If you say "excuse me, can I get past you please?", they stop and look at one another as if you've just asked them to part the Red Sea or something.
Edit: looks like it is
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...he%20red%20seaCoffee's for closersComment
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Look harder, it happens constantly.Originally posted by Gentile View PostI've not encountered anyone that has that particular talent.Comment
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Visiting London, I found far more annoying were the people who simply walk into you. Which seemed to be most of them.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostDon't get me started
- Slow walkers who walk right in the middle of a pavement
- Slow walkers who can't decide if they want to be on the left or the right and
- seem to have a special sense to move across just as you go to pass
- People who text whilst walking but really can't manage them both at once
- People who stop suddenly, especially the one twunt who stopped whilst going down some stairs at leeds station to take a drink from his coffee whilst several people including myself were making a dash for the train.
- People who need an umbrella the size of a tennis court (London especially really needs to introduce a maximum umbrella size)
- Groups of people who take up the entire pavement
- Slow walkers who walk alongside another unrelated slow walker, thus blocking the pavement
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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The word c**t is actually old english meaning "someone from London"Originally posted by d000hg View PostVisiting London, I found far more annoying were the people who simply walk into you. Which seemed to be most of them.Coffee's for closersComment
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You say that as if you're under the mistaken impression that I'm interested in finding such people.Originally posted by escapeUK View PostLook harder...Comment
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People who walk diagonally instead of a straight lineOriginally posted by moggy View Postthe lady who stops suddenly when pushing a pushchair... ooo why i orta...
'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostThe word c**t is actually old english meaning "someone from London"
Judging by the amount of times they use the word, I think you are right.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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