Maybe you should get one of these so you won't complain as much as its obvious your missing a certain something while you are away
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy -
I don't really go for oriental women.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostMaybe you should get one of these so you won't complain as much as its obvious your missing a certain something while you are away
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Oh, you're funny.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
Carbon based, with a pulse. What's not to like?Comment
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1000 baht a nightOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostMaybe you should get one of these so you won't complain as much as its obvious your missing a certain something while you are away
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My cheapie budget hotel has ******* dogs bollocks pillows, I keep meaning to nick them. The Marriott is the worse with millions of pillows and none good. Holiday Inn is pretty good as they have a choice and you can order different types.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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you need the extra pillows for the splitting of the bamboo position and the congress of the goat.
depending on your fitness level she may need then for the crabs.
sometimes we ask for extra pillows
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I use 3 pillows, top one being a memory foam one, which my wife bought but hated, I love it.
Broad shouldered folks need something to support their head properly.
On the occasions the wife and I go away on motorcycling weekends and stay in some outward bound type centre, I fold the only pillow in half to at least get some support.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Seven on our bed as well, four normal ones, three big fluffy ones for show - plus two throws over the end of the bed. I don't have a clue why as they always end up on the floor(!), you'd need to ask the missus....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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I thought the extra pillows were for supporting ladies buttocks during intercourseOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View Post"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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