Going to Amsterdam tomorrow...

[Old Hack]

Wow. Hookers. You really know how to enjoy yourself.

Where does it say that?

My, your leaps of imagination are much higher than what you could attain in real life you fat slob.

[MarillionFan]

Where does it say that?

My, your leaps of imagination are much higher than what you could attain in real life you fat slob.

Does your wife know you like paying for sex? Is it a competitive thing or is that your sexual preferences are a little (cough) on the abnormal side. Get help.

[Old Hack]

Does your wife know you like paying for sex? Is it a competitive thing or is that your sexual preferences are a little (cough) on the abnormal side. Get help.

Again Fay Lao, where does it say this? Is this part of your fantasy world again?

Anyway, with 3 kids, you don't tend to think about sex anymore, given you're so frightened touching another woman would give you another one...

However, were I of the paying for sex variety, I would guess £38 would not get me much quality, but lots of things my Doctor would be able to show his colleagues. But I guess with you being benched with fook all money and being fat cock you cant get it elsewhere, so hey ho.

[sasguru]

Getting your own boat around the canals is a fantastic way to see the city. Please remember to untie the ropes, however, if you have been in one or two of the cafes, as people tend to laugh lots if you don't. If you visit the cafes, please ensure you don't before the awards, and most especially do not avail yourself of the variety of 'coffee' named after a black and white mammal that can make you smell quite bad. If you do, prepare to not remember much about an eveing spend wondering around in a state of unconciousness, with yuor willy hanging out. Apparently.

Anne Frank lived there. That's pretty much all you need to know about that.

There are some interesting animal shows, with rather attractive ladies who help them perform.

MF may spend €50, but that's why he is covered in lesions, warts and dead tissue. Up the budget and enjoy yourself with a proper lady, not the ones that also have a willy

Jeez, you really are a terminally dull cliche, aren't you? Bloke goes to Amsterdam and gets stoned, whatever next

[Old Hack]

Jeez, you really are a terminally dull cliche, aren't you? Bloke goes to Amsterdam and gets stoned, whatever next

Oh shut up you simple man. What else would you go there for if you aren't going to pay for the sex?

Ah, I see.

Stag night son, stag night.

Twat.

[sasguru]

Oh shut up you simple man. What else would you go there for if you aren't going to pay for the sex?

Ah, I see.

Stag night son, stag night.

Twat.

Time to ban this dull sockie, which is now in its 3rd incarnation, methinks.

[Old Hack]

Time to ban this dull sockie, which is now in its 3rd incarnation, methinks.

What, because I called you a twat? Man up you simple dullard.

[oscarose]

Watch out for the beggars old boy. I found them the most aggressive and persistent in Europe.

HTH

[Mich the Tester]

Nemo Science centre's worth a visit;

NEMO

A bit simplified for the geeks, but fun nonetheless.

If you want to see an old Dutch town, get the train to Haarlem (about 15 minutes); much nicer, good restaurants and the original old town centre's still intact; They have another science museum to; Teylers. And yes, they have whores.

[Pondlife]

Nemo Science centre's worth a visit;

NEMO

A bit simplified for the geeks, but fun nonetheless.

If you want to see an old Dutch town, get the train to Haarlem (about 15 minutes); much nicer, good restaurants and the original old town centre's still intact; They have another science museum to; Teylers. And yes, they have independent contractors.

FTFY.