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    First it was plumbers...

    now they want our souls as well!
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    Originally posted by DaveB
    now they want our souls as well!
    What's the going rate for a soul these days?

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      #3
      Going rate

      Well a 15 minute taxi ride from Warsaw airport to the station is about 30 zlotys so I think a sould would be about half that.
      There are no evil thoughts except one: the refusal to think

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        #4
        Originally posted by Fungus
        What's the going rate for a soul these days?
        Eternal joy and peace with your Creator or eternal damnation, torment and hellfire.
        Sola gratia

        Sola fide

        Soli Deo gloria

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          #5
          Well couldn't we

          Originally posted by Chico
          Eternal joy and peace with your Creator or eternal damnation, torment and hellfire.
          have damnation, torment and hellfire with a month or so of eternal joy and peace each year?
          Why not?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Chico
            Eternal joy and peace with your Creator or eternal damnation, torment and hellfire.
            I heard that the first UK 'beating heart' transplant was carried out recently.
            Chico I have a question, whose soul will the recipient have ? his own or the donor.
            If the soul does not reside in the heart where does it hang out ?

            Maybe it doesnt live anywhere, maybe there is no such thing. Having a soul is a nice idea but just because the garden is pretty doesnt mean there are fairies living down the bottom of it.


            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Originally posted by Chico
              Eternal joy and peace with your Creator or eternal damnation, torment and hellfire.
              Poor Chico.
              Eternal damnation, torment and hellfire in his mind at this moment. Nothing afterwards.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by DaveB
                now they want our souls as well!
                Well, I thought the current trend was for Africans. So now it's Poles. Funny old world.
                Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                  #9
                  Theres a pole somewhere else on here that can do Eternal Joy and torment for 330 quid so I guess its a bit more for everything

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