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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Yes that was my thought.

    You've seen who she's married too... it's amazing it's him she wants to take the year off with.
    I'm sure she'll insist on maximum accidental death cover.

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      Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
      Oh dear. That the best you have? Honestly?
      With such 1-dimensional material to work with, yes.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        I'm sure she'll insist on maximum accidental death cover.
        That's our plan ....
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          That's our plan ....
          Make sure he doesn't get stabbed in an argument. Twatishness will be excluded as a pre-existing condition.

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            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            With such 1-dimensional material to work with, yes.
            You can't even get that right.

            Standards really are slipping.

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              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              That's exactly what she said to me, as we enjoyed a post-coital cigarette yesterday lunchtime.
              I must have nodded off. Good job to have become so professional you can knock the job off so quickly. The quality must have been piss poor mind, as she seemed to need more yesterday afternoon.

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                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                Make sure he doesn't get stabbed in an argument. Twatishness will be excluded as a pre-existing condition.
                Possibly explains your inability to get cover, and in depth knowledge of the T&C's, I had no idea. Will have to go and get some extra cover then.

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                  Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                  I must have nodded off. Good job to have become so professional you can knock the job off so quickly. The quality must have been piss poor mind, as she seemed to need more yesterday afternoon.
                  Exactly - she's desperate, she'll take anyone.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                    Possibly explains your inability to get cover, and in depth knowledge of the T&C's, I had no idea. Will have to go and get some extra cover then.
                    Sas has done her up the wrong 'un in the time it took for you to type that.

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                      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                      Sas has done her up the wrong 'un in the time it took for you to type that.
                      He must be ninja like. I am impressed.

                      Slightly bemused at the lack of quality in the 'perceived' insulting today.

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