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With such 1-dimensional material to work with, yes.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostOh dear. That the best you have? Honestly?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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That's our plan ....Originally posted by Old Greg View PostI'm sure she'll insist on maximum accidental death cover.Hard Brexit now!
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Make sure he doesn't get stabbed in an argument. Twatishness will be excluded as a pre-existing condition.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThat's our plan ....Comment
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You can't even get that right.Originally posted by d000hg View PostWith such 1-dimensional material to work with, yes.
Standards really are slipping.Comment
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I must have nodded off. Good job to have become so professional you can knock the job off so quickly. The quality must have been piss poor mind, as she seemed to need more yesterday afternoon.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThat's exactly what she said to me, as we enjoyed a post-coital cigarette yesterday lunchtime.Comment
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Possibly explains your inability to get cover, and in depth knowledge of the T&C's, I had no idea. Will have to go and get some extra cover then.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostMake sure he doesn't get stabbed in an argument. Twatishness will be excluded as a pre-existing condition.Comment
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Exactly - she's desperate, she'll take anyone.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI must have nodded off. Good job to have become so professional you can knock the job off so quickly. The quality must have been piss poor mind, as she seemed to need more yesterday afternoon.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Sas has done her up the wrong 'un in the time it took for you to type that.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostPossibly explains your inability to get cover, and in depth knowledge of the T&C's, I had no idea. Will have to go and get some extra cover then.Comment
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He must be ninja like. I am impressed.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostSas has done her up the wrong 'un in the time it took for you to type that.
Slightly bemused at the lack of quality in the 'perceived' insulting today.Comment
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