Originally posted by d000hg
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Contractor Dilema
Collapse
X
Collapse
-
-
With such 1-dimensional material to work with, yes.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostOh dear. That the best you have? Honestly?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
-
That's our plan ....Originally posted by Old Greg View PostI'm sure she'll insist on maximum accidental death cover.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
-
Make sure he doesn't get stabbed in an argument. Twatishness will be excluded as a pre-existing condition.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThat's our plan ....Comment
-
You can't even get that right.Originally posted by d000hg View PostWith such 1-dimensional material to work with, yes.
Standards really are slipping.Comment
-
I must have nodded off. Good job to have become so professional you can knock the job off so quickly. The quality must have been piss poor mind, as she seemed to need more yesterday afternoon.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThat's exactly what she said to me, as we enjoyed a post-coital cigarette yesterday lunchtime.Comment
-
Possibly explains your inability to get cover, and in depth knowledge of the T&C's, I had no idea. Will have to go and get some extra cover then.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostMake sure he doesn't get stabbed in an argument. Twatishness will be excluded as a pre-existing condition.Comment
-
Exactly - she's desperate, she'll take anyone.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI must have nodded off. Good job to have become so professional you can knock the job off so quickly. The quality must have been piss poor mind, as she seemed to need more yesterday afternoon.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
-
Sas has done her up the wrong 'un in the time it took for you to type that.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostPossibly explains your inability to get cover, and in depth knowledge of the T&C's, I had no idea. Will have to go and get some extra cover then.Comment
-
He must be ninja like. I am impressed.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostSas has done her up the wrong 'un in the time it took for you to type that.
Slightly bemused at the lack of quality in the 'perceived' insulting today.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Payments on Account deadline: what contractors must do before July 31st — maybe for the final few times Today 08:01
- Andy Burnham's first 100 days: five things contractors need from the new PM Yesterday 00:53
- Starmer vs Burnham on housing: What their rival plans mean for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59
- Burnham's housing vision vs. Starmer's home-buying reforms: what it means for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59
- In Khalil v Innovate Transport, a limited company contractor wasn’t a worker and was on £2.30 — not £230 Jul 21 07:58
- Andy Burnham is PM: 5 new IT policies set to shape UK tech and its contractors Jul 20 06:29
- Taxed on money I haven't earned yet? Bold move, HMRC Jul 17 08:36
- The Fair Work Agency has got zero hours in its sights. Do you? Jul 16 08:44
- Cookie Policy Jul 15 11:50
- Cloned again: an umbrella company founder's warning on fraud, JSL and Companies House Jul 15 07:47

Comment