Anyone know how to remove a stubborn red head off my cream sofa? She spends all day lounging around on it wearing small undies and I've a brunette lined up for Thursday?
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Have you tried paying your bill?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAnyone know how to remove a stubborn red head off my cream sofa? She spends all day lounging around on it wearing small undies and I've a brunette lined up for Thursday?Coffee's for closers -
I pay by direct debit. No nasty surprises.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostHave you tried paying your bill?Comment
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FTFY.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAnyone know how to remove a stubborn red head off my cream sofa? He spends all day lounging around on it wearing small undies and I've a brunette lined up for Thursday?
Your transition from millionaire to impoverished gay boy is complete. You should have come out ages ago.Hard Brexit now!
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If you were any more in the closet, you'd be in Narnia.Originally posted by sasguru View PostFTFY.
Your transition from millionaire to impoverished gay boy is complete. You should have come out ages ago.Comment
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I was angry at an ex University mate who came to stay a few days because the cheap git didn't want to splash out on a Premier Inn. He arrived with a plastic bag full of 8 cans of larger, never offered to share and got drunk.
He awakened next morning in the spare room and was rather uncommunicative and slightly dismissive towards me and left. Turns out the wanka had got drunk and put pen/biro ink on my cream leather sofa and didn't admit to it and hid it before he left. I guess that is what you get in life (i.e. you turn into a wreck) if you marry a nightmare foreign woman, have a kid with her and live in a dead end low paid job - beware of this potential life lesson, don't end up like him.
There are lots of leather repair dyes out there on amazon.co.uk if you feel up to it. I bought 2 types and I've still yet to use them as the stain wasn't too bad.
If you can't respect other people and their belongings don't expect to get invited back.Comment
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