Red head all over cream sofa

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sbakoola replied

2 July 2012, 18:20
I was angry at an ex University mate who came to stay a few days because the cheap git didn't want to splash out on a Premier Inn. He arrived with a plastic bag full of 8 cans of larger, never offered to share and got drunk.

He awakened next morning in the spare room and was rather uncommunicative and slightly dismissive towards me and left. Turns out the wanka had got drunk and put pen/biro ink on my cream leather sofa and didn't admit to it and hid it before he left. I guess that is what you get in life (i.e. you turn into a wreck) if you marry a nightmare foreign woman, have a kid with her and live in a dead end low paid job - beware of this potential life lesson, don't end up like him.

There are lots of leather repair dyes out there on amazon.co.uk if you feel up to it. I bought 2 types and I've still yet to use them as the stain wasn't too bad.

If you can't respect other people and their belongings don't expect to get invited back.
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DimPrawn replied

2 July 2012, 16:46
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Get a room you two!

Don't be gay, you big commie poof!
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AtW replied

2 July 2012, 16:43
Get a room you two!
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DimPrawn replied

2 July 2012, 16:36
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

FTFY.
Your transition from millionaire to impoverished gay boy is complete. You should have come out ages ago.

If you were any more in the closet, you'd be in Narnia.
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sasguru replied

2 July 2012, 12:48
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Anyone know how to remove a stubborn red head off my cream sofa? He spends all day lounging around on it wearing small undies and I've a brunette lined up for Thursday?

FTFY.
Your transition from millionaire to impoverished gay boy is complete. You should have come out ages ago.
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MarillionFan replied

2 July 2012, 12:20
This thread reeks of...
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BrilloPad replied

2 July 2012, 12:19
You used too much rohypnol.

Best thing to do is to pass her onto atw.
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DimPrawn replied

2 July 2012, 12:07
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Have you tried paying your bill?

I pay by direct debit. No nasty surprises.
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Spacecadet replied

2 July 2012, 12:05
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Anyone know how to remove a stubborn red head off my cream sofa? She spends all day lounging around on it wearing small undies and I've a brunette lined up for Thursday?

Have you tried paying your bill?
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DimPrawn started a topic Red head all over cream sofa

2 July 2012, 12:03
Red head all over cream sofa

Anyone know how to remove a stubborn red head off my cream sofa? She spends all day lounging around on it wearing small undies and I've a brunette lined up for Thursday?
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