Dwarfs

[EternalOptimist]

I saw a good Snow white animated pormo once, sponsored by pepsi

no, it was seven up I think

[mudskipper]

[northernladyuk]

I seem to be seeing them around a lot more these days.

There is one by the bus stop most days I go to the pub, and there must be a dating site or something because I saw a nice couple in Tescos the other week. In fact she looked mighty attractive

If you were eight inches shorter.

[Platypus]

In fact she looked mighty attractive

?

[hyperD]

An oldie but a goldie...

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in Human Resources and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

[wurzel]

I like these Dwarves (possibly NSFW):

Saw 'em in Spain a while back - great gig.