Outsource him. Get some kid from Hyderabad to do his job for 10 rupees a day. Oh no sorry, wrong bank. Oh no sorry, they're all the same anyway.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostIf banks want to save money why would not they move their head offices up north?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostIt's hard enough to get "top talent" to work for a few million pounds without expecting them to live in grim Northern cities with no decent titty bars as well.Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostIt's hard enough to get "top talent" to work for a few million pounds without expecting them to live in grim Northern cities with no decent titty bars as well.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostHe's already got a brother, Neil.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWould 'mediocre talent' have made quite such a balls up as ' top talent'?
If he just needs reliable people who will make sure the bank keeps working because that's how they will keep their relatively well paid jobs (3-4 times national average), that's one thing - bank will be reliable but probably not super profitable.
If the top banker wants super profitable bank then he'd look for greedy people who'd do anything to make profit for bank.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostDepends what talent top banker is looking for.
If he just needs reliable people who will make sure the bank keeps working because that's how they will keep their relatively well paid jobs (3-4 times national average), that's one thing - bank will be reliable but probably not super profitable.
If the top banker wants super profitable bank then he'd look for greedy people who'd do anything to make profit for bank.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Is no-one else thinking - buying opportunity. Itching to kick some cash at this short-term blip.
Oh yeah, morally outraged too of course...Comment
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Originally posted by lukemg View PostIs no-one else thinking - buying opportunity. Itching to kick some cash at this short-term blip.
Oh yeah, morally outraged too of course...Comment
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