Originally posted by bennyboy
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Originally posted by bennyboyIt is not possible to lick your own elbow.Comment
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Originally posted by Jakes DaddyI've just made myself look a right fool by tryingLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentIt's not possible to lick your own arse
I can see a theme starting here.
It's not possible to tell your arse from your elbow if you are a Subject Matter Expert on my projects (or so it seems).Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon
I can see a theme starting here.
It's not possible to tell your arse from your elbow if you are a Subject Matter Expert on my projects (or so it seems).
I was getting there until you spoilt itLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentIt's not possible to lick your own arseComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentI was getting there until you spoilt it
Sorry DA.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by bennyboyIt is not possible to lick your own elbow.Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Originally posted by MrsGoofI just did
*pondlife in "Evening laydees, mind if I join you?" modeComment
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