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I've just made myself look a right fool by tryingOriginally posted by bennyboyIt is not possible to lick your own elbow.
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It's not possible to lick your own arseOriginally posted by Jakes DaddyI've just made myself look a right fool by trying
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentIt's not possible to lick your own arse
I can see a theme starting here.
It's not possible to tell your arse from your elbow if you are a Subject Matter Expert on my projects (or so it seems).Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon
I can see a theme starting here.
It's not possible to tell your arse from your elbow if you are a Subject Matter Expert on my projects (or so it seems).
I was getting there until you spoilt it
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It must be possible for some people. I've worked many a person with their head stuck up their arse.Originally posted by DodgyAgentIt's not possible to lick your own arseComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentI was getting there until you spoilt it
Sorry DA.
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Originally posted by bennyboyIt is not possible to lick your own elbow.
I just did
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How long is your tongue MG??? *Originally posted by MrsGoof
I just did

*pondlife in "Evening laydees, mind if I join you?" mode
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