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    #21
    Originally posted by bennyboy
    It is not possible to lick your own elbow.
    ...unless your arm is detached from your body.
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #22
      Originally posted by bennyboy
      It is not possible to lick your own elbow.
      I've just made myself look a right fool by trying

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        #23
        Originally posted by Jakes Daddy
        I've just made myself look a right fool by trying
        It's not possible to lick your own arse
        Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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          #24
          Originally posted by DodgyAgent
          It's not possible to lick your own arse


          I can see a theme starting here.

          It's not possible to tell your arse from your elbow if you are a Subject Matter Expert on my projects (or so it seems).
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Xenophon


            I can see a theme starting here.

            It's not possible to tell your arse from your elbow if you are a Subject Matter Expert on my projects (or so it seems).

            I was getting there until you spoilt it
            Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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              #26
              Originally posted by DodgyAgent
              It's not possible to lick your own arse
              It must be possible for some people. I've worked many a person with their head stuck up their arse.

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                #27
                Originally posted by DodgyAgent
                I was getting there until you spoilt it




                Sorry DA.
                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by bennyboy
                  It is not possible to lick your own elbow.
                  I just did
                  Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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                    #29
                    It is not possible to suck your own d..... no hang on, maybe it is.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by MrsGoof
                      I just did
                      How long is your tongue MG??? *

                      *pondlife in "Evening laydees, mind if I join you?" mode

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