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    #id
    Originally posted by ladymuck
    The measurement from elbow to wrist is the same as the length of your foot.
    Bollocks.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #id
      Originally posted by ladymuck
      The measurement from elbow to wrist is the same as the length of your foot.
      I've just fecked my back thanks to you
      Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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        #id
        Originally posted by sasguru
        Bollocks.
        No the difference in distance between your wrist and your bollocks is a lot shorter than that
        Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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          #id
          It is not possible to bite your own ear
          Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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            #id
            Originally posted by sasguru
            Bollocks.
            Agreed
            Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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              #id
              Originally posted by wc2
              It is not possible to bite your own ear
              only while attached
              Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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                #id
                Originally posted by DodgyAgent
                No the difference in distance between your wrist and your bollocks is a lot shorter than that

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by DodgyAgent
                  No the difference in distance between your wrist and your bollocks is a lot shorter than that
                  Slam-dunk! I set them up, DA converts ...
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by sasguru
                    Slam-dunk! I set them up, DA converts ...
                    I can get back to my Thatcher diatribe now
                    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by wc2
                      It is not possible to bite your own ear
                      It is not possible to lick your own elbow.

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