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I've just fecked my back thanks to youOriginally posted by ladymuckThe measurement from elbow to wrist is the same as the length of your foot.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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No the difference in distance between your wrist and your bollocks is a lot shorter than thatOriginally posted by sasguruBollocks.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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only while attachedOriginally posted by wc2It is not possible to bite your own earYour parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentNo the difference in distance between your wrist and your bollocks is a lot shorter than that
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Slam-dunk! I set them up, DA converts ...Originally posted by DodgyAgentNo the difference in distance between your wrist and your bollocks is a lot shorter than thatHard Brexit now!
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I can get back to my Thatcher diatribe nowOriginally posted by sasguruSlam-dunk! I set them up, DA converts ...
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It is not possible to lick your own elbow.Originally posted by wc2It is not possible to bite your own earComment
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