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Previously on "Friday Funny Fact corner"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by rhubarb
    No I wasn't.
    Libel.

    Rhubarb.

    yes it was. fact!

    my dad was an infantryman in the D Day landings and he told me that quite often the command would come down the line 'Fix Rhubarb - CHAARRRGE'

    This mainly happened when the ordinary bayonets had become worn or damaged through opening tins of bully beef or other iron rations.

    Rhubarb was also used when questioning captured German prisoners, its a well known fact that the average Teuton has little or no resistance to the harmful toxins contained in a stick of rhubarb. Beating them over the head, force-feeding, then inserting a nine incher up the square-heads botty may have contravened the Geneva convention but it was common practice. And it yeilded results.

    Valuable information gathered from the 'Rhubarbees' as they were know was used in the successful bombing raid on the Tirpitz when a ten thousand pound 'crumble-bomb' caused a massive dent on one of herr capitaines deck-chairs.

    fact!

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  • rhubarb
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    Originally posted by Fungus
    Non-funny fact
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    Rhubard was a cause of many deaths during the second world war.
    No I wasn't.
    Libel.

    Rhubarb.

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  • Fungus
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    Oh Lordy. My surname is classified as "Coronation Street".

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  • Fungus
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    Originally posted by maximus
    Feck..... I'm Welsh!!!!

    Bad luck. (There'll be letters ... ) Most of my family surnames come from Lancashire/Yorkshire. One is from Norfolk ...

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  • Fungus
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    Originally posted by maximus
    I wonder if the registrar would let you put Adolf or Enoch on a birth certificate nowadays?
    What's wrong with Enoch? And Adolf is probably respectable to Germans. I wonder if Napoleon is used any more?

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  • maximus
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    Originally posted by maximus
    Feck..... I'm Welsh!!!!

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  • maximus
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    Interesting

    http://www.spatial-literacy.org/UCLnames/default.aspx

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  • maximus
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    I wonder if the registrar would let you put Adolf or Enoch on a birth certificate nowadays?

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  • Fungus
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    We seem to be going back 200 years to Jewish/Biblical roots. I researched my family tree back to the late 18'th century and the names popular over 150 years ago in our family were Samuel, Thomas, Elizabeth/Eliza, Mary, George, William, Benjamin, Joseph, and Charles. There's also an Enoch, an Elie, a couple of Silas's. a Seline and a Delphia. Lord knows where they got the name Delphia, given that most of them were illiterate.

    There's quite a few Chavvy sounding names in the top 100 list such as Brandon and Tyler. No Tyson and Adolf. Maybe they're just for chavvy dogs. (Doubtless some affronted forum user will take me to task.)

    Odd how names that are common in my generation such as Nicholas, Paul and Simon (my middle name) are not even in the top 100, and the most popular names such as David, Michael and Stephen have dropped well down the list.

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  • maximus
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    2001 2002 2003 2004 2005
    1 Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack
    2 Thomas Joshua Joshua Joshua Joshua
    3 Joshua Thomas Thomas Thomas Thomas
    4 James James James James James
    5 Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel Oliver
    6 Harry Benjamin Oliver Samuel Daniel
    7 Samuel William Benjamin Oliver Samuel
    8 Joseph Samuel Samuel William William
    9 Matthew Joseph William Benjamin Harry
    10 Lewis Oliver Joseph Joseph Joseph
    11 Luke Harry Harry Harry Benjamin
    12 Oliver Matthew Matthew Matthew Charlie
    13 William Luke Lewis Lewis Luke
    14 Benjamin Lewis Luke Ethan Matthew
    15 Callum George Ethan Luke Callum
    16 George Callum George Charlie Jake
    17 Adam Adam Adam George Ethan
    18 Ryan Ethan Alfie Callum George
    19 Jake Alexander Callum Alexander Lewis
    20 Alexander Ryan Alexander Mohammed Alexander
    21 Ethan Ben Ryan Ryan Jacob
    22 Liam Mohammed Mohammed Dylan Alfie
    23 Cameron Liam Cameron Jacob Mohammed
    24 Connor Jake Connor Adam Dylan
    25 Jordan Nathan Charlie Ben Ryan
    26 Mohammed Connor Ben Jake Adam
    27 Jamie Cameron Jacob Alfie Harvey
    28 Dylan Dylan Dylan Connor Liam
    29 Nathan Charlie Liam Cameron Max
    30 Jacob Jacob Nathan Liam Connor
    31 Ben Owen Jake Nathan Tyler
    32 Charlie Jamie Jamie =* Harvey Ben
    33 Michael Max Owen =* Jamie Jamie
    34 Kieran Michael Max Owen Cameron
    35 Max Kieran Tyler Tyler Nathan
    36 Bradley Aaron Harvey Max Owen
    37 Brandon Brandon Kieran Louis Leo
    38 Owen Bradley Michael Kyle Archie
    39 Louis Kyle Kyle Michael Kyle
    40 Aaron Tyler Brandon Kieran Bradley
    41 Tyler Louis Alex Aaron Harrison
    42 Kyle Alex Louis Bradley Louis
    43 Reece Jordan Aaron Edward Michael
    44 Edward Reece Bradley Brandon Henry
    45 Alex Edward Edward =* Alex Edward
    46 David Harvey Reece =* Archie Aaron
    47 Robert Charles Harrison Harrison Brandon
    48 Harrison David Charles Henry Toby
    49 Christopher Alfie David Charles Kieran
    50 Joe Robert Archie Toby Charles
    51 Charles Henry Toby Reece Noah
    52 Rhys Harrison Rhys Sam Alex
    53 Henry Joe Jordan Rhys Isaac
    54 Alfie Rhys Henry Muhammad Oscar
    55 Sam Archie Joe Joe Reece
    56 Andrew Christopher Kai David Muhammad
    57 Morgan Sam Kian Leo Finlay
    58 Archie Toby Morgan Oscar Lucas
    59 John Kai Muhammad Isaac Rhys
    60 Jay Morgan Robert Robert David
    61 Harvey Muhammad Christopher Kai Bailey
    62 Toby Jay Oscar Finlay Mason
    63 Joel Andrew Sam Kian Joe
    64 Kai Isaac Isaac John Sam
    65 Taylor John Jay Morgan Kian
    66 Sean Aidan John Jay Finley
    67 Dominic Joel Finlay =* Bailey Kai
    68 Jonathan Taylor Sean =* Christopher Joel
    69 Elliot Kian Aidan Aidan Robert
    70 Scott Mohammad Joel =* Finley Mohammad
    71 Kian Oscar Dominic =* Billy Billy
    72 Muhammad Lucas Lucas Mohammad Harley
    73 Leon Leon Mohammad Joel =* John
    74 Oscar Dominic Andrew Noah =* Riley
    75 Isaac Elliot Taylor Leon Logan
    76 Patrick Sean Leon Lucas Leon
    77 Lucas Jonathan Elliot Mason Christopher
    78 Mohammad Scott Bailey Taylor Aidan
    79 Aidan Finlay Leo Jonathan Morgan
    80 Billy Bailey Patrick Andrew Jay
    81 Declan Patrick Jonathan Ellis Freddie
    82 Nicholas Billy Scott Logan Elliot
    83 Marcus Ewan Finley Sean Luca
    84 Mason Ellis Billy Dominic Jayden
    85 Mitchell Mason Ellis Elliot Taylor
    86 Peter Josh Mason Jordan Andrew
    87 Ewan Nicholas Sebastian Scott Dominic
    88 Tom Leo Logan Patrick Ellis
    89 Bailey Declan Spencer Sebastian =* Ewan
    90 Josh Tom Tom Riley =* Corey
    91 Conor Jason Noah Louie Sebastian
    92 Ellis Marcus Declan Declan Sean
    93 Zachary Finley Nicholas Jude Jonathan
    94 Anthony Anthony Josh Luca Patrick
    95 Jason Sebastian Ewan Jayden Evan
    96 Mark Ashley Corey Freddie Scott
    97 Ashley Zachary Luca Tom Gabriel
    98 Kane Kieron Anthony Evan Zachary
    99 Stephen Peter Peter Josh Zak
    100 Ross Mark Jude Gabriel Hayden

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Fungus
    I don't like it. I doubt most people here like it. Sounds too Islamic. I think you are mistaken.
    I say

    Let the facts speak for themselves.

    come on muhammeds - bail me out here


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  • Fungus
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    The most unpopular first name in the UK is Tony. The most unpopular surname in the UK is Blair. Fact.

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  • Fungus
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad! Fact!
    I don't like it. I doubt most people here like it. Sounds too Islamic. I think you are mistaken.

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  • wc2
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
    The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad! Fact!
    The most popular name in the UK is also Muhammed

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  • EternalOptimist
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    The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad! Fact!

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