Worrava missed?

[bless 'em all]

You were up against AndyW's mum - what did you expect?

You might want to re-phrase that .... Eeeeww!

[DimPrawn]

Hello all

Don't worry, I haven't gone for ever. What have I missed, anything exciting?

I've been thrown on the emotional scrapheap, and now sitting around lonely, with £500K burning a hole in my pocket. Apart from going down the gym to pump my muscular body, send in large invoices and sit mensa exams, what's a good looking single bloke to do?

[BrilloPad]

I've been thrown on the emotional scrapheap, and now sitting around lonely, with £500K burning a hole in my pocket. Apart from going down the gym to pump my muscular body, send in large invoices and sit mensa exams, what's a good looking single bloke to do?

What's a bloke to do? You could start by waking up.

[Mich the Tester]

What's a bloke to do? You could start by waking up.

Wouldn't that be too much of a disappointment?

[MarillionFan]

Queen shakes hand with murdering bastard

BBC News - Queen and Martin McGuinness shake hands

Headline is wrong on here.

[SimonMac]

I've been thrown on the emotional scrapheap, and now sitting around lonely, with £500K burning a hole in my pocket. Apart from going down the gym to pump my muscular body, send in large invoices and sit mensa exams, what's a good looking single bloke to do?

Wake up and embrace reality?!

[BrilloPad]

Wouldn't that be too much of a disappointment?

Which is why I prefer the virtual world where I don't have to face the truth. I can come onto cuk and be witty, popular and erudite and get lots of kind comments from everyone.

Hang on.....

[EternalOptimist]

I've been thrown on the emotional scrapheap, and now sitting around lonely, with £500K burning a hole in my pocket. Apart from going down the gym to pump my muscular body, send in large invoices and sit mensa exams, what's a good looking single bloke to do?

I'd turn gay for £500,000.
But then the missus would divorce me and I would be on the emotional scrapheap

....er


hang on a minute

[d000hg]

£5 burning a hole in my pocket

FTFY. Your local Subway might be doing a special footlong for £5 deal. Or in your units, a 3 foot long.

[mudskipper]

Hello all

Don't worry, I haven't gone for ever. What have I missed, anything exciting?