Friday Poetry Corner.

[ladymuck]

I woz 'ere
'ere I woz
woz I 'ere?
'cause I woz!

[AlfredJPruffock]

I woz 'ere
'ere I woz
woz I 'ere?
'cause I woz!

I eat my peas with Honey
Ive done it all me life
It makes the peas taste funny
But keeps em on the knive ...

[chock]

Ching Chong Chinaman tried to milk a cow.
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how.
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit.
Ching Chong Chinaman covered in tulip.

............a northern classic

[AlfredJPruffock]

Was that an
attempt at
postmodern
poetry?

The people of the World all have a purpose
I alone apear stubborn and uncouth
Like a new born babe that cannot smile
Unattached
Like one without a Home

Sometines Naked,Sometimes Mad
Now as a contractor, now as a fool,
Thus, they appear on earth

The Freemen of CUK

Cos Id rather stay here
With all the Madmen
Than perish with the Sadmen roaming free

I..I found him Mummy ...can I keep him ....

[Xenophon]

Ching Chong Chinaman tried to milk a cow.
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how.
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit.
Ching Chong Chinaman covered in tulip.

............a northern classic

Amusing and racist at the same time. I agree - classic northern humour.