Originally posted by chock
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: Friday Poetry Corner.
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Friday Poetry Corner."
Collapse
-
Originally posted by threadedWas that an
attempt at
postmodern
poetry?
I alone apear stubborn and uncouth
Like a new born babe that cannot smile
Unattached
Like one without a Home
Sometines Naked,Sometimes Mad
Now as a contractor, now as a fool,
Thus, they appear on earth
The Freemen of CUK
Cos Id rather stay here
With all the Madmen
Than perish with the Sadmen roaming free
I..I found him Mummy ...can I keep him ....Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 2 June 2006, 13:31.
Leave a comment:
-
Ching Chong Chinaman tried to milk a cow.
Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how.
Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit.
Ching Chong Chinaman covered in tulip.
............a northern classic
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by ladymuckI woz 'ere
'ere I woz
woz I 'ere?
'cause I woz!
Ive done it all me life
It makes the peas taste funny
But keeps em on the knive ...
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by ladymuckA Silly Poem
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
Spike Milligan
2Ys U B
IC UR
2Ys
4 me !
Leave a comment:
-
A Silly Poem
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
Spike Milligan
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by bogeymanBravo
I think you should be declared the boards Poet Laureate for that one.
Of course, it's Threaded the original author, who else?
Leave a comment:
-
Sorry if I'm about to sound uncouth and uneducated, but peoms bore the living sh1t out of me. Can we stop this thread now please ?
Leave a comment:
-
We're Late
Clocks cannot tell our time of day
For what event to pray
Because we have no time, because
We have no time until
We know what time we fill,
Why time is other than time was.
Nor can our question satisfy
The answer in the statue's eye:
Only the living ask whose brow
May wear the Roman laurel now;
The dead say only how.
What happens to the living when we die?
Death is not understood by Death
Nor You
Nor I.
WH Auden
Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 2 June 2006, 12:35.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by FranckoA Pie
" A Pie.
Who would not die for a pie?
I lie in bed
and think of pie
Who would not die
for pie?
But if I had pie
would I die?
I choose to lie
in bed
Thinking about pie.
So much that i would die!
But if I die than I couldn't eat pie,
And I would
Lie in bed
And think of pie
I would try to get pie,
But bcause I died,
I cannot have pie,
No matter how hard I try.
I can only lie
and think of pie...
...
...Yumm
Pie...
Where is the pie?
...I ate it... "
Threaded
Bravo
I think you should be declared the boards Poet Laureate for that one.
Leave a comment:
-
CHANGE
An addiction to learning
Developed daily by imitation
Opens the door to empathy
And the capacity to love.
The power of consciousness
Allowing the option of self-renewal
Extension of the senses in turn
Sharpens the mind.
The goal of positive action
Coupled to implementation
Creates positive self-expression
And to the inevitable social evolution.
Leave a comment:
-
A pie
A Pie
" A Pie.
Who would not die for a pie?
I lie in bed
and think of pie
Who would not die
for pie?
But if I had pie
would I die?
I choose to lie
in bed
Thinking about pie.
So much that i would die!
But if I die than I couldn't eat pie,
And I would
Lie in bed
And think of pie
I would try to get pie,
But bcause I died,
I cannot have pie,
No matter how hard I try.
I can only lie
and think of pie...
...
...Yumm
Pie...
Where is the pie?
...I ate it... "
Threaded
Leave a comment:
-
Friday Poetry Corner.
Fishermen
by a rocky shore,
winds blowing wildly,
in a boat unmoored--
such is our condition.Tags: None
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Leave a comment: