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Natwest debacle

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    #11
    Originally posted by russell View Post
    Well the database entry with your supposed balance is there.
    Alright Gus Gorman.
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Your missus usually bungs us a few quid, services rendered like.
      Shame your pedicure business never took off.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #13
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        Shame your pedicure business never took off.
        At least I have my man-whoring to fall back on.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          At least I have my man-whoring to fall back on.
          Lovely to have a husband and wife so happy in their work.
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #15
            Originally posted by russell View Post
            Well there cover story of a technical fault wouldn't look good if they were taking in money would it? come on d000gh use your brain!
            If the bank was going down the pan they'd be taking in any money they could get
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              If the bank was going down the pan they'd be taking in any money they could get
              And not applying it to customer's account balances???
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #17
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                And not applying it to customer's account balances???
                BINGO!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by russell View Post
                  BINGO!
                  Online banking says it's sorted or most folk now.
                  ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                    Online banking says it's sorted or most folk now.
                    Thats what they want you to think.........

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by russell View Post
                      Thats what they want you to think.........
                      I always assume incompetence before conspiracy.
                      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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