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Natwest debacle
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Alright Gus Gorman."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Shame your pedicure business never took off.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYour missus usually bungs us a few quid, services rendered like.
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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At least I have my man-whoring to fall back on.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostShame your pedicure business never took off.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Lovely to have a husband and wife so happy in their work.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAt least I have my man-whoring to fall back on.
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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If the bank was going down the pan they'd be taking in any money they could getOriginally posted by russell View PostWell there cover story of a technical fault wouldn't look good if they were taking in money would it? come on d000gh use your brain!
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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And not applying it to customer's account balances???Originally posted by d000hg View PostIf the bank was going down the pan they'd be taking in any money they could get
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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BINGO!Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostAnd not applying it to customer's account balances???
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Online banking says it's sorted or most folk now.Originally posted by russell View PostBINGO!"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Thats what they want you to think.........Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostOnline banking says it's sorted or most folk now.
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I always assume incompetence before conspiracy.Originally posted by russell View PostThats what they want you to think........."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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