Rooney hype

[Mich the Tester]

I love how the CUK collective loves to take pot shots at Rooney's look's, let start seeing pictures of you lot on a thread, i'm guessing it wouldn't be pretty. Plenty baldness and fatness.

Baldness yes, no fatness here.

[Doggy Styles]

Wayne Rooney - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Rooney is the most red carded English player.

How many cards of any description has he received since that sending off for England nine months ago?

[Mich the Tester]

How many cards of any description has he received since that sending off for England nine months ago?

Well there's been christmas and probably a birthday in between.

[sasguru]

It's all so predictable:

Rooney will have a belter of a game scoring a brace and sending England to the quarters.
The press will go mad and start talking of winning the Euro.
In the quarter-final, Rooney will miss a penalty, get into a strop and be sent off for a pointless bit of petulance.
England will come home to the inevitable analysis of what went wrong this time.
Woy will be kept in till the next fiasco, when some other (English as opposed to foreign) numpty will take over and lead England to more mediocrity, while trousering a big wedge.

[Mich the Tester]

It's all so predictable:

Rooney will have a belter of a game scoring a brace and sending England to the quarters.
The press will go mad and start talking of winning the Euro.
In the quarter-final, Rooney will miss a penalty, get into a strop and be sent off for a pointless bit of petulance.
England will come home to the inevitable analysis of what went wrong this time.
Woy will be kept in till the next fiasco, when some other (English as opposed to foreign) numpty will take over and lead England to more mediocrity, while trousering a big wedge.

...then Britain's Olympian athletes and cyclists will bring in a truckload of medals but the meejah will within 2 weeks return to whining about British sportspeople never win anything.

Face it, England are crap at football. British sportspeople are at the top of the world in;

- rugby
- cycling
- athletics
- rowing
- swimming
- cricket, sometimes
- probably several other things I haven't named

Ignore the footy players and pick some winners for once.

[Bunk]

You know sometimes you pick a spud out of the bag and it has a patch of mud stuck on one end. It's best to brush that mud off.


Anyway, I thought that bloke was the bus driver.

That 'bus driver' makes more in a week than you make in a couple of years.

[northernladyuk]

Which is the exact opposite of me, eh, luv?

Funnily enough, MF didn't mention you. I still sub all the granny work out to him.

[Mich the Tester]

That 'bus driver' makes more in a week than you make in a couple of years.

...right now googling 'bus driving license'!

[russell]

...then Britain's Olympian athletes and cyclists will bring in a truckload of medals but the meejah will within 2 weeks return to whining about British sportspeople never win anything.

Face it, England are crap at football. British sportspeople are at the top of the world in;

- rugby
- cycling
- athletics
- rowing
- swimming
- cricket, sometimes
- probably several other things I haven't named

Ignore the footy players and pick some winners for once.

They may as well be world champions in tiddlywinks, WGAS, football is the pinnacle.

[oscarose]

I love how the CUK collective loves to take pot shots at Rooney's look's, let start seeing pictures of you lot on a thread, i'm guessing it wouldn't be pretty. Plenty baldness and fatness.

He also has to pay for a gobble. Probably like you old jock.