Olympic Torch - Anyone seen it pass by yet?

[Doggy Styles]

I don't know when it's passing near my home.

I hope it goes out and they have to start all over again.

[alreadypacked]

It went past our front door a couple of weeks ago. Made me laugh that the street cleaning mini-lorry went up and down the road four times. Could it be that they were on double time for Sunday?

In Dublin they put down new tarmac

Recession, what recession

[The_Equalizer]

In Dublin they put down new tarmac

Recession, what recession

Perhaps it was left over from all those nice new shiny roads? Had a lovely drive last year from Rosslare to Belfast using all the EU sponsored motorways. The only slow bit was round Dublin (obviously).

[minestrone]

Yes, but the flame was out.

It was not even that windy.

[Mich the Tester]

Yes, but the flame was out.

It was not even that windy.

...until scooby turned up;

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...a-farting.html

[scooby]

...until scooby turned up;

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...a-farting.html

[BrilloPad]

...until scooby turned up;

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...a-farting.html

Why did they take the torch in the sauna?

[SupremeSpod]

Could explain why i nearly died this morning... Too much wine and whisky this weekend! nearly a session...

Never mix "grape" and "grain"...

[Mich the Tester]

Why did they take the torch in the sauna?

Shall we leave that to everyone's imagination?

[scooby]

Never mix "grape" and "grain"...

But why? Has never made me ill, and have been finishing a night drinking with whisky for many years!