Is this a joke?

[EternalOptimist]

It will be intersting to see the final bill, and compare it with labours estimate

[Mich the Tester]

It will be intersting to see the final bill, and compare it with labours estimate

appalling

[wobbegong]

Oh God, it really is true!!

The set will be one of the biggest ever created and feature real grass, an oak tree, and synthetic clouds suspended from wires above the stadium - one of which will produce rain

[BrilloPad]

Olympic opening ceremony to feature ‘fly-tipping and abandoned cars’

The Olympic opening ceremony will be inspired by the British countryside, and will feature a burnt-out Ford Mondeo and at least one abandoned fridge.

[EternalOptimist]

Olympic opening ceremony to feature ‘fly-tipping and abandoned cars’

The Olympic opening ceremony will be inspired by the British countryside, and will feature a burnt-out Ford Mondeo and at least one abandoned fridge.

and three wind turbines

[Old Hack]

and three non functional wind turbines

FTFY

[cojak]

I reckon with Danny Boyle directing and Underworld providing the music it will actually be quite a good spectacle.

WDDS

[mudskipper]

Looks like a heatwave for the opening ceremony. Good job they've got that raincloud.

Tickets still available if anyone's got a couple of grand knocking about.

London 2012: Tickets still available for Olympics opening ceremony | Sport | guardian.co.uk

[MarillionFan]

Looks like a heatwave for the opening ceremony. Good job they've got that raincloud.

Tickets still available if anyone's got a couple of grand knocking about.

London 2012: Tickets still available for Olympics opening ceremony | Sport | guardian.co.uk

Nah. Going to completely avoid the whole debacle.

[sasguru]

WDDS

WCS. The dress rehearsal was universally appreciated by those there.
The only embarassment is the negativity of all you fooking provincial koonts.
FFS Can't you fookers be positive for a change?