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  • rsingh
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    WCS. The dress rehearsal was universally appreciated by those there.
    The only embarassment is the negativity of all you fooking provincial koonts.
    FFS Can't you fookers be positive for a change?
    Not when it's costing me the equivalent of a Walnut Whip...

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    WDDS
    WCS. The dress rehearsal was universally appreciated by those there.
    The only embarassment is the negativity of all you fooking provincial koonts.
    FFS Can't you fookers be positive for a change?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Looks like a heatwave for the opening ceremony. Good job they've got that raincloud.

    Tickets still available if anyone's got a couple of grand knocking about.

    London 2012: Tickets still available for Olympics opening ceremony | Sport | guardian.co.uk
    Nah. Going to completely avoid the whole debacle.

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  • mudskipper
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    Looks like a heatwave for the opening ceremony. Good job they've got that raincloud.

    Tickets still available if anyone's got a couple of grand knocking about.

    London 2012: Tickets still available for Olympics opening ceremony | Sport | guardian.co.uk

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I reckon with Danny Boyle directing and Underworld providing the music it will actually be quite a good spectacle.
    WDDS

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    and three non functional wind turbines
    FTFY

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Olympic opening ceremony to feature ‘fly-tipping and abandoned cars’

    The Olympic opening ceremony will be inspired by the British countryside, and will feature a burnt-out Ford Mondeo and at least one abandoned fridge.
    and three wind turbines

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  • BrilloPad
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    Olympic opening ceremony to feature ‘fly-tipping and abandoned cars’

    The Olympic opening ceremony will be inspired by the British countryside, and will feature a burnt-out Ford Mondeo and at least one abandoned fridge.

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  • wobbegong
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    Oh God, it really is true!!

    The set will be one of the biggest ever created and feature real grass, an oak tree, and synthetic clouds suspended from wires above the stadium - one of which will produce rain

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It will be intersting to see the final bill, and compare it with labours estimate



    appalling

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  • EternalOptimist
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    It will be intersting to see the final bill, and compare it with labours estimate



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  • Mupps
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    Picture an idyllic English scene, families picnicing on a meadow etc etc... and then picture the scene in the pissing rain.

    I'm going to have to watch it now, just so i know what everyone is laughing about (for years to come).

    I hate Tony Blair. This was his last act of pissing in the well before leaving town.

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  • darmstadt
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    This is as well:

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    What a lot of bollocks.
    £27,000,000 worth of bollocks.

    Bit of turf, the set from the Tellitubbies and a bunch of 'artistes' working for f-all.

    The animals are on a one-way ticket. They'll in the burgers by morning.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    What a lot of bollocks.

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