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50 signs that you are a grown up
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Well least you didn't get all 50 Hack, I mean you know feck all about ISAs.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostOh dear, that's not good...
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I would have assumed that being a regular poster on cuk would indicate that the person hadn't reached puberty yet, let alone achieved adulthood
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We paid for our first house with an overperforming ISA. I believe what you know about investing could be written on the back of a postage stamp, in felt tip, but hey, what can you do Walter?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell least you didn't get all 50 Hack, I mean you know feck all about ISAs.
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Thats my second choice, really depends whats on though and what music I'm in the mood forOriginally posted by thunderlizard View PostOnly if they are scared of Radio 3Coffee's for closersComment
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All you kids out there that follow the link.
Dont change a light bulb with a screwdriver when the lights are switched on
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At least he's using an electrical screwdriverOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostAll you kids out there that follow the link.
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How do you use 4 vacuum cleaners?Originally posted by zeitghostOh dear(tm).
#25. I've got 4 vacuum cleaners.
Reminds me of my wife congratulating her mother on a great choice of trike for baby bp. She said "shall I get him another one then?". Mrs BP "he hasn't got 2 arses"Comment
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TimberWolf your avatar is very naughty. I like it.We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
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