Reply to: 50 signs that you are a grown up

[PorkPie]

TimberWolf your avatar is very naughty. I like it.

[BrilloPad]

Oh dear(tm).

#25. I've got 4 vacuum cleaners.

How do you use 4 vacuum cleaners?

Reminds me of my wife congratulating her mother on a great choice of trike for baby bp. She said "shall I get him another one then?". Mrs BP "he hasn't got 2 arses"

[Spacecadet]

All you kids out there that follow the link.
Dont change a light bulb with a screwdriver when the lights are switched on

At least he's using an electrical screwdriver

[EternalOptimist]

All you kids out there that follow the link.
Dont change a light bulb with a screwdriver when the lights are switched on



#51 - Giving fantastic practical advice on fora

[Spacecadet]

Only if they are scared of Radio 3

Thats my second choice, really depends whats on though and what music I'm in the mood for

[Old Hack]

Well least you didn't get all 50 Hack, I mean you know feck all about ISAs.

We paid for our first house with an overperforming ISA. I believe what you know about investing could be written on the back of a postage stamp, in felt tip, but hey, what can you do Walter?

[Diver]

I would have assumed that being a regular poster on cuk would indicate that the person hadn't reached puberty yet, let alone achieved adulthood

[MarillionFan]

Oh dear, that's not good...

Well least you didn't get all 50 Hack, I mean you know feck all about ISAs.

[Old Hack]

Oh dear, that's not good...

[escapeUK]

**** **** ****!!!!

48 out of 50!!!

This list could easily be renamed 50 signs you're a boring *****.

[Sysman]

I tried that a few years ago, found it to be as inane and pointless as Radio 1 just with different music and older presenters.

Real grown ups listen to Radio 4

I used to listen to Radio 4 all the time but under New Labour I got a bit fed up with it.

I tried Radio 2 a few years ago, mainly for Wogan in the morning, but got sick of their playlists.

Radio 6 is quite good at the moment. In 6 Music we trust – a reminder of just how great the BBC can be

[thunderlizard]

Real grown ups listen to Radio 4

Only if they are scared of Radio 3

[mudskipper]

**** **** ****!!!!

48 out of 50!!!

About 27 I think. But most of them happened when I got hitched at 22.

Edit: They didn't list 'Joining the RHS'

[MarillionFan]

**** **** ****!!!!

48 out of 50!!!

[mudskipper]

Ironing? What's that?