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50 signs that you are a grown up

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    #11
    Oh dear, that's not good...

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      #12
      Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
      Oh dear, that's not good...
      Well least you didn't get all 50 Hack, I mean you know feck all about ISAs.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        I would have assumed that being a regular poster on cuk would indicate that the person hadn't reached puberty yet, let alone achieved adulthood
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Well least you didn't get all 50 Hack, I mean you know feck all about ISAs.
          We paid for our first house with an overperforming ISA. I believe what you know about investing could be written on the back of a postage stamp, in felt tip, but hey, what can you do Walter?

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            #15
            Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
            Only if they are scared of Radio 3
            Thats my second choice, really depends whats on though and what music I'm in the mood for
            Coffee's for closers

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              #16
              All you kids out there that follow the link.
              Dont change a light bulb with a screwdriver when the lights are switched on



              #51 - Giving fantastic practical advice on fora





              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #17
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                All you kids out there that follow the link.
                Dont change a light bulb with a screwdriver when the lights are switched on
                At least he's using an electrical screwdriver
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Oh dear(tm).

                  #25. I've got 4 vacuum cleaners.
                  How do you use 4 vacuum cleaners?

                  Reminds me of my wife congratulating her mother on a great choice of trike for baby bp. She said "shall I get him another one then?". Mrs BP "he hasn't got 2 arses"

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                    #19
                    TimberWolf your avatar is very naughty. I like it.
                    We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
                    - Douglas Adams

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