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Stop calling them fat
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Nope, but I am wearing her school uniformOriginally posted by Diver View Post
and just out of curiosity, you're not a six year old girl are you. that's like something she'd post

“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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But if you are totally honest how many miles have you walked/ran/cycled this week?
How many salads have you consciously eaten instead of more tasty yet fattening food?Comment
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Salads every dayOriginally posted by Mupps View PostBut if you are totally honest how many miles have you walked/ran/cycled this week?
How many salads have you consciously eaten instead of more tasty yet fattening food?
No sugar in anything
No fatty foods
Dug and shifted (by hand) approx 20 ton of soil. collected and laid 204 concrete blocks + numeroous bricks
Shoveled and barrowed 6 ton sand & chippings
Shoveled and barrowed 10 ton stone dust
Collected and laid 80 slabs
+ mixed and laid concrete
Moved my mother to her new house
Don't know how many miles I've walked
Haven't cycled anywhere (Too busy see above)Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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I'm not fat, I am drought and famine resistantOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Thats a good point actually. and not well appreciatedOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostI'm not fat, I am drought and famine resistant(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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That doesn't seem to add up. Looks like about 5000 calories of work with 10 calories input. Are you sure you didn't eat a bucket of lard too?Originally posted by Diver View PostSalads every day
No sugar in anything
No fatty foods
Dug and shifted (by hand) approx 20 ton of soil. collected and laid 204 concrete blocks + numeroous bricks
Shoveled and barrowed 6 ton sand & chippings
Shoveled and barrowed 10 ton stone dust
Collected and laid 80 slabs
+ mixed and laid concrete
Moved my mother to her new house
Don't know how many miles I've walked
Haven't cycled anywhere (Too busy see above)Comment
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I have about 4.5 stone to shift. I packed in smoking last year and ate the planetOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostThat doesn't seem to add up. Looks like about 5000 calories of work with 10 calories input. Are you sure you didn't eat a bucket of lard too?
Lived on winegums and mints for 3 monthsConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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We'll have to revive the fat club thread. Overdue for an update.Originally posted by Diver View PostI have about 4.5 stone to shift. I packed in smoking last year and ate the planet
Lived on winegums and mints for 3 monthsComment
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