This gets on my...

[Mich the Tester]

Never seen a cow limbo

of the bovine variety

Nope, but they can jump. Yes, really, just not very high.

[Diver]

Nope, but they can jump. Yes, really, just not very high.

Yor sick you are

Pervert

Pole dancing farm animals next Sheesh!

[Mich the Tester]

It does if the livestock in the field are giraffes.

Oh yes, I'd forgotten all about Farmer Gwyn from Merthyr Tydfil and his herd of giraffes.

[Sysman]

Nope, but they can jump. Yes, really, just not very high.

My neighbour's cows used to jump dry stone walls on a regular basis.

I suppose the grass must have been greener in the next field.

[Diver]

My neighbour's cows used to jump dry stone walls on a regular basis.

I suppose the grass must have been greener in the next field.

If they'd been smoking it in their field I doubt they'd have been bothered to put the effort in

[JamJarST]

Does a single bar fence work to keep stock in a field?

Of course it doesn't hence my previous post.

[JamJarST]

The bikers were there illegally and obviously traveling way too fast to stop even if it had been a child that ran out in front.

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Why stop at children? They could have run over kittens, little cute fluffy ones

[EternalOptimist]

Does a single bar fence work to keep stock in a field?

I saw a documentary once about a bloke who made dinosaurs out of the knob on the end of his walking stick.

He was keen on 25 bar gates with 20,000 volts running through them

[Diver]

Why stop at children? They could have run over kittens, little cute fluffy ones

Your statement;

>>>>>>>Hang on, he put a bar across a path he knew motrocyclists were using !.<<<<<<<

Is already coming up in google searches for other things

They'll be coming for you

[Diver]

Just winding you up JamJarST