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The men in blue have given me the option of one phone call or 5 minutes on the internet, please call my lawyer, his number is ......
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Your statement;Originally posted by JamJarST View PostWhy stop at children? They could have run over kittens, little cute fluffy ones
>>>>>>>Hang on, he put a bar across a path he knew motrocyclists were using !.<<<<<<<
Is already coming up in google searches for other things
They'll be coming for you

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I saw a documentary once about a bloke who made dinosaurs out of the knob on the end of his walking stick.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDoes a single bar fence work to keep stock in a field?
He was keen on 25 bar gates with 20,000 volts running through them
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Why stop at children? They could have run over kittens, little cute fluffy onesOriginally posted by DiverThe bikers were there illegally and obviously traveling way too fast to stop even if it had been a child that ran out in front.
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Oh yes, I'd forgotten all about Farmer Gwyn from Merthyr Tydfil and his herd of giraffes.Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostIt does if the livestock in the field are giraffes.
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Nope, but they can jump. Yes, really, just not very high.Originally posted by Diver View PostNever seen a cow limbo
of the bovine variety
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It does if the livestock in the field are giraffes.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDoes a single bar fence work to keep stock in a field?
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