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It is the sin of Onan.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostYou say that like it's a bad thing.
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Go to confession once a week and the slate is wiped clean.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIt is the sin of Onan.
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Amazon.co.uk: altoids wintergreenOriginally posted by k2p2 View PostMelatonin for the jet lag.
And can you bring me back some wintergreen altoids?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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She cleans the worktops while you're at confession?Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostGo to confession once a week and the slate is wiped clean.
in the kitchen is a bit of a no-no.
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You lack imagination.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostShe cleans the worktops while you're at confession?
in the kitchen is a bit of a no-no.
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'The slate' is an ancient masonic document. They all gather round in a manly circle and the last one to spill their seed gets their tongue torn out by the root. The tongue is then used to pleasure the Grand Wizard after which the slate is 'wiped clean' to signify the eternal renewal of the Great Architect.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostShe cleans the worktops while you're at confession?
in the kitchen is a bit of a no-no.Comment
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And you say that with such authority. When did you join?Originally posted by Old Greg View Post'The slate' is an ancient masonic document. They all gather round in a manly circle and the last one to spill their seed gets their tongue torn out by the root. The tongue is then used to pleasure the Grand Wizard after which the slate is 'wiped clean' to signify the eternal renewal of the Great Architect.
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I could never square it with my conscience.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostAnd you say that with such authority. When did you join?Comment
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