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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostYou say that like it's a bad thing.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIt is the sin of Onan.Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostMelatonin for the jet lag.
And can you bring me back some wintergreen altoids?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostGo to confession once a week and the slate is wiped clean.
in the kitchen is a bit of a no-no.Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostShe cleans the worktops while you're at confession?
in the kitchen is a bit of a no-no.Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostShe cleans the worktops while you're at confession?
in the kitchen is a bit of a no-no.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View Post'The slate' is an ancient masonic document. They all gather round in a manly circle and the last one to spill their seed gets their tongue torn out by the root. The tongue is then used to pleasure the Grand Wizard after which the slate is 'wiped clean' to signify the eternal renewal of the Great Architect.Comment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostAnd you say that with such authority. When did you join?Comment
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The pessimist sees the problems in every opportunity. Whereas the optimist sees the opportunity in every problem
Never give in, never give in, never; never; never; never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense
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