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    #31
    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    3. What would Bear Grylls do?
    What would MF do?

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      #32
      Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
      You say that like it's a bad thing.
      It is the sin of Onan.

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        #33
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        It is the sin of Onan.
        Go to confession once a week and the slate is wiped clean.

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          #34
          Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
          Melatonin for the jet lag.

          And can you bring me back some wintergreen altoids?
          Amazon.co.uk: altoids wintergreen
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #35
            Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
            Go to confession once a week and the slate is wiped clean.
            She cleans the worktops while you're at confession?

            in the kitchen is a bit of a no-no.

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              #36
              Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
              She cleans the worktops while you're at confession?

              in the kitchen is a bit of a no-no.
              You lack imagination.

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                #37
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                She cleans the worktops while you're at confession?

                in the kitchen is a bit of a no-no.
                'The slate' is an ancient masonic document. They all gather round in a manly circle and the last one to spill their seed gets their tongue torn out by the root. The tongue is then used to pleasure the Grand Wizard after which the slate is 'wiped clean' to signify the eternal renewal of the Great Architect.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  'The slate' is an ancient masonic document. They all gather round in a manly circle and the last one to spill their seed gets their tongue torn out by the root. The tongue is then used to pleasure the Grand Wizard after which the slate is 'wiped clean' to signify the eternal renewal of the Great Architect.
                  And you say that with such authority. When did you join?

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                    And you say that with such authority. When did you join?
                    I could never square it with my conscience.

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                      #40
                      The pessimist sees the problems in every opportunity. Whereas the optimist sees the opportunity in every problem

                      Never give in, never give in, never; never; never; never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense

                      W.S. Churchill



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                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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