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Not my week, grrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

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    #11
    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
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    Horrid. Make sure you clean all your stuff before wearing/sitting/using it.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      What about the three iPads, Bang and Olufson 3d TV, Breitling watch, iMac, high end camera, three Gieves and Hawkes suits, lead crystal glasses, case of vintage champagne etc etc etc. Also, the bastards deliberately spilt bleach on all the carpets, curtains and furniture didn't they?

      Hey, it's all priced into the premiums.
      Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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        #13
        People that break into houses should be forced to do their time in an outside caged cell exposed to the elements.

        If they cannot respect the sanctity of a persons 4 walls and roof they should be deprived of that.

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          #14
          Been there mate. Broke into the house and found a spare set of keys and took the car, recording equipment, microphones etc.

          Ultimately about £4k out of pocket and a lot of grief with insurance companies.
          Me, me, me...

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            #15
            Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
            Been there mate. Broke into the house and found a spare set of keys and took the car, recording equipment, microphones etc....
            Is that a confession?
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #16
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              Is that a confession?
              How do you think I got my state of the art studio?
              Me, me, me...

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                #17
                When they turn over the kitchen it is more often than not to get a pile of knifes which they take round the house so they have a fall back weapon if cornered. When they do that they should be up for some kind of premeditated attempted murder charge.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Alf W View Post
                  What about the three iPads, Bang and Olufson 3d TV, Breitling watch, iMac, high end camera, three Gieves and Hawkes suits, lead crystal glasses, case of vintage champagne etc etc etc. Also, the bastards deliberately spilt bleach on all the carpets, curtains and furniture didn't they?

                  Hey, it's all priced into the premiums.
                  You want to be careful there though. In the 80s a colleague had his house burgled and the insurance company stiffed him for being under-insured.

                  And the way insurance arithmetic worked they manage to stuff him twice there. 20% under-insured somehow worked at 2 times 20% reduction in the payout.
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #19
                    THIS you must read
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                      When they turn over the kitchen it is more often than not to get a pile of knifes which they take round the house so they have a fall back weapon if cornered. When they do that they should be up for some kind of premeditated attempted murder charge.
                      The lot that burgled me carried Stanley knives, apparently. Sod being a hero against that.
                      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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