Everybody needs good neighbours

[suityou01]

So after cycling yesterday with "Bianchiman", who has not trained one jot since L2B last year and is adamant he is still doing it
Blimey he is unfit. 6 miles in and he was pulling up.

So I wanted to have a barby this afternoon, but I don't want the kids running amok and seeing as how their youngest calls over the fence parrot fashion "SY01, SYO1, SY01,SY01" in-*******-cessantly with no let up I am now not so sure I want to dole out on expensive barby food and beer only to be held prisoner in my own garden.

Gently words have been mentioned about this and hopefully it will improve.

So, all set for the barby.

And they are going out for the day

Then SY02 informs me they want to borrow our rotary washing line.

So I get to sit in my garden, in peace, sipping ale and eating barby food while staring at next doors skanks flapping in the breeze.

You couldn't make this tulip up.

[Spacecadet]

You couldn't make this tulip up.

You could but really, what would be the point?

[SimonMac]

Have you ever thought about working for the Luton Tourist Board as a Plan B?

[MarillionFan]

This is riveting stuff.

How were your bowel movements this morning Suity? Ok?

[Spacecadet]

This is riveting stuff.

How were your bowel movements this morning Suity? Ok?

I've had 2 so far today. The second was looser than the first but ultimately less satisfying.

[doodab]

I thought my life was dull but it turns out it's really quite interesting.

[eek]

I thought my life was dull but it turns out it's really quite interesting.

My life is dull compared to SY's but, to be honest, that is totally intentional.