Sepp Blatter wants penalty shoot-out alternative

[gingerjedi]

BBC Sport - Sepp Blatter wants penalty shoot-out alternative

Sepp Blatter's gone senile, we've had the silver and golden goal and that just resulted in 2 teams scared to leave their own half until the inevitable penalty shoot out, at least teams go for it in extra time when there's no sudden death during that time.

What else can be tried??

[MarillionFan]

BBC Sport - Sepp Blatter wants penalty shoot-out alternative

Sepp Blatter's gone senile, we've had the silver and golden goal and that just resulted in 2 teams scared to leave their own half until the inevitable penalty shoot out, at least teams go for it in extra time when there's no sudden death during that time.

What else can be tried??

You should have to remove players one by one every 5 minutes.

[Spacecadet]

You should have to remove players one by one every 5 minutes.

using snipers positioned in the goal nets

[Doggy Styles]

He's not senile, just a dodgy politician. He blocks other people's ideas to modernise the game, and then, when everyone has given up and forgotten about them, he suddenly announces them as his own idea.

I know he's actually Swiss, but notice he wasn't bothered about penalty competitions for more than two decades, while Germany were the experts and England and English teams were crap. But now, as soon as a German team comes unstuck...

[MarillionFan]

using snipers positioned in the goal nets

Plus pitbulls let loose in midfield.

[SimonMac]

Plus pitbulls let loose in midfield.

We already have Joey Barton

[Alf W]

Why don't they decide it based on who has personally bribed Sepp Blatter the most? After all, that's how they decide where to hold the World Cup in the first place.

Allegedly

[Mich the Tester]

All players to down a pint every 2 minutes during extra time.

oh no, the germans would still win

[Doggy Styles]

All players to down a pint every 2 minutes during extra time.

oh no, the germans would still win

What about settling it with rifles and fixed bayonets? Germans tended to lose those.

[MarillionFan]

What about settling it with rifles and fixed bayonets? Germans tended to lose those.

Not that you'd notice.