War with Spain!

[BrilloPad]

BBC News - Gibraltar and Spain clash in fishing rights dispute

This is Dave's Falklands moment. Its his onl;y chance of getting re-elected.

[SimonMac]

Can either nation afford a war?

[NotAllThere]

During the war, all those British criminals on the Costa del Sol are interned.

Dave wins the war, and the Tories form the next government. The liberals, having annoyed so many of their supporters, sink without trace.

The Spanish, as the losers of the war, get massive aid from the UK to rebuild with the help of British workers, thereby boosting both economies.

What could go wrong?

[DimPrawn]

Before we go to war with Spain, can we borrow one of their aircraft carriers?

[Diver]

During the war, all those British criminals on the Costa del Sol are interned.

Dave wins the war, and the Tories form the next government. The liberals, having annoyed so many of their supporters, sink without trace.

The Spanish, as the losers of the war, get massive aid from the UK to rebuild with the help of British workers, thereby boosting both economies.

What could go wrong?

My soon to be purchased country villa in Catelonia gets bombed

[SimonMac]

[QUOTE=Diver;1550399]

During the war, all those British criminals on the Costa del Sol are interned.

Dave wins the war, and the Tories form the next government. The liberals, having annoyed so many of their supporters, sink without trace.

The Spanish, as the losers of the war, get massive aid from the UK to rebuild with the help of British workers, thereby boosting both economies.

What could go wrong?[/QUOTE]

My soon to be purchased country villa in Catelonia gets bombed

Well you could fook up your post by putting the end tags in wrong?

Doesn't matter.

It'll get bulldozed by the local council anyway coz the right palms weren't crossed with silver when the planning permission went through.

HTH.

This is why I am with my Granadan cave house, they can't knock something down that has been there 600 years and is part of the effing great big mountain.

[Diver]

[QUOTE=SimonMac;1550442]

Well you could fook up your post by putting the end tags in wrong?



This is why I am with my Granadan cave house, they can't knock something down that has been there 600 years and is part of the effing great big mountain.

Cave?

Yeh! Sounds about right

[SimonMac]

Cave?

Yeh! Sounds about right

Yep and the deeper we go into the mountain the more the approx 150 bottle wine cellar is perfectly temperature controlled

[KentPhilip]

Gibraltar's one and only runway sticks right out into the sea, which means it can easily be blockaded by Spanish fishing protestors.
They have the ability potentially to force us to send in a task force to keep food and essentials supplied to the peninsular.

[Diver]

Gibraltar's one and only runway sticks right out into the sea, which means it can easily be blockaded by Spanish fishing protestors.
They have the ability potentially to force us to send in a task force to keep food and essentials supplied to the peninsular.

I say strike first.

Bankrupt Spain

You know it makes sense