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Contract week 3 suity update - A Poll
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPlease clarify what you mean by lay it on thick?Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostHey Dodgy, tulip gig. Gimme more dosh or I walk and you don't get commission and my blog gets more hits than <insert celeb of choice>
Living the dream baby.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I read a theory once about the bible code, so I decided Suities threads might make more sense if I read one line out of five
and blow me down -
Times was hard
All ticking along
Next think I know
I get on with planning all the interdependances
Alarm bells
So I get demoted back to BA
I sit down and they turn their guns on me
The attack dog is silent for a moment
Today I got hauled into a data migration meeting
I feel like Gulliver in Lilliput
Time to lay it on the line I think
it makes more sense
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostLiving the dream baby.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI read a theory once about the bible code, so I decided Suities threads might make more sense if I read one line out of five
and blow me down -
Times was hard
All ticking along
Next think I know
I get on with planning all the interdependances
Alarm bells
So I get demoted back to BA
I sit down and they turn their guns on me
The attack dog is silent for a moment
Today I got hauled into a data migration meeting
I feel like Gulliver in Lilliput
Time to lay it on the line I think
it makes more sense
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostSo WTF are you complaining about? Get invoicing.
Back in yer box jock.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI wasn't complaining. It was an update for my fans.
Back in yer box jock.Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostNow, I have fans. Ever signed an autograph?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostNow, I have fans. Ever signed an autograph?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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