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Originally posted by Platypus View PostI know I shouldn't butThe glut of uke players has devalued ukulele proficiency so players are no longer considered cool, if indeed they ever were
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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I'm glad I got out while the market was on a 10 year highOriginally posted by Platypus View Post
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And a good thing too. We've got a 'Ukulele Ensemble' where I live and their performances sound like someone plucking a dying cat.
They should come with some health warning and be taxed at a massive percentage like cigarettes.
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Also from the Daily Mash:
Greeks apologise with huge horse
Left outside the European Central Bank in the dead of night, the horse has now been moved into the ECB’s central lobby where it is proudly on display.
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Oddly, Greek representatives in Brussels have hinted that they may soon be in a position to settle their debts and have puzzled the French and German banks that hold their loans by asking if there is any discount for cash.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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