One for Cojak ?

[Sysman]

Also from the Daily Mash:

Greeks apologise with huge horse

Left outside the European Central Bank in the dead of night, the horse has now been moved into the ECB’s central lobby where it is proudly on display.

...

Oddly, Greek representatives in Brussels have hinted that they may soon be in a position to settle their debts and have puzzled the French and German banks that hold their loans by asking if there is any discount for cash.

[TestMangler]

And a good thing too. We've got a 'Ukulele Ensemble' where I live and their performances sound like someone plucking a dying cat.

They should come with some health warning and be taxed at a massive percentage like cigarettes.

[Diver]

Ukulele market crashes

I'm glad I got out while the market was on a 10 year high

[SimonMac]

Ukulele market crashes

The glut of uke players has devalued ukulele proficiency so players are no longer considered cool, if indeed they ever were

I know I shouldn't but

[Platypus]

Ukulele market crashes