Wandering around HMV last Saturday

[zeitghost]

I perchanced to observe a DVD.

It bore the title "Deep Throat" (of immortal memory).

Would the assembled congregation know if this is a bowdlerised version or the full nine yards* (as it were).


*Or inches, if that's more appropriate under the circumstances.

[NickFitz]

There are what seem to be two different versions on Amazon UK, both of which have been heavily cut - even the one saying "UNCENSORED" in its title, of which one reviewer comments: "From all the head bobbing and the title one can only imagine that it involves some sort of spaghetti eating contest. Thank god the makers of this effort had the good sense to cut the bottom half of the picture out and save us all from all that unnecessary mastication."

[Spacecadet]

Judging from the reviews, the two versions of it on Amazon don't appear to meet with the viewers expectations:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Deep-Throat-...7011639&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Throat-Harry...7011639&sr=8-2

[nomadd]

I perchanced to observe a DVD.

It bore the title "Deep Throat" (of immortal memory).

$47k to make - half of which was the music budget!

And "the FBI's estimate that the film produced an income of approximately $100 million may be closer to the truth"

I really must drop this contracting lark and start shooting movies.

EDIT: I'm sure MF's and Old Greg's mothers and sisters will be available (after all, they were last night...)

[Diver]

I still have my "I choked Linda Lovelace" T-shirt somewhere in the loft.

Must see what it will fetch on ebay, because it won't fit me now.

[darmstadt]

I bought that last time I was in the UK. Its tulip. the first time I saw it was on Betamax and I'm pretty sure it was better, but then I was 30 years younger

[MarillionFan]

[QUOTE=nomadd;1544074]$47k to make - half of which was the music budget!

And "the FBI's estimate that the film produced an income of approximately $100 million may be closer to the truth"

I really must drop this contracting lark and start shooting movies.

EDIT: I'm sure MF's and Old Greg's mothers and sisters will be available (after all, they were last night...)[/QUOTE]

I think it's a bit rude to mention that my mum and Gregs sister has been driving your mum & sister to clients. They wanted it kept quiet.

[darmstadt]

$47k to make - half of which was the music budget!

And "the FBI's estimate that the film produced an income of approximately $100 million may be closer to the truth"

I really must drop this contracting lark and start shooting movies.

EDIT: I'm sure MF's and Old Greg's mothers and sisters will be available (after all, they were last night...)

Me too, been playing with some titles:

Stewardesses Bending Over

The Dirtbox Trilogy - A Docu-Drama:
- Travels Along the Marmite Motorway
- How the Sheriff's Badge Got Rusty
- The Unexpected Adventures Up the Oxo Tower
- Bonus Feature: The Little Chocolate Starfish (including outtakes and bloopers)

[EternalOptimist]

when my lad was little, we used to sing the lyrics to 'flash gordon' to each other
and laugh our little heads off.

when he got older, I couldnt find the film or dvd anywhere, but I got a gig working with this Indian bird.
She had a brother who ran a dvd wholesale business, and she also had one of them little red spots in the middle of her ead.
So I asks her one day if she can get 'Flash Gordon' for my lad.

A week later she says, wiggling her ead from side to side, as if butter wouldnt melt in her little innocent mouth
'we couldnt get flash Gordon, but I spent the weekend looking at flesh Gordon, and I dont think its the same DVD'

dirty little minx

[nomadd]

I think it's a bit rude to mention that my mum and Gregs sister have been driving clients. They wanted it kept quiet.

Fixed.