Death by powerpoint - AT A WEDDING!!!!

[Diver]

I've always dreamt of a man who could lick his own eyebrows...

Man with the longest tounge - YouTube

[MarillionFan]

Be careful what you wish for.

Last month it was a midget with a twelve inch tongue who could breath through his ears and was handy at plumbing. I wonder what she'll be looking for next month?

[mudskipper]

Last month it was a midget with a twelve inch tongue who could breath through his ears and was handy at plumbing. I wonder what she'll be looking for next month?

Dunno, but the 'handy at plumbing' is a stayer.

Bath all resealed, taps fixed, pump replaced, thermostat cartridge and 'inserts' replaced, around £550 spent, and we still have a ****** leak!

[MarillionFan]

Dunno, but the 'handy at plumbing' is a stayer.

Bath all resealed, taps fixed, pump replaced, thermostat cartridge and 'inserts' replaced, around £550 spent, and we still have a ****** leak!

Do you want me to put you in touch with a handyman I use?

[mudskipper]

Do you want me to put you in touch with a handyman I use?

Number would be useful for next time. Going to get the original plumber back in - hopefully he should sort it for no extra cost.

Edit: Can he lick his eyebrows?

[MarillionFan]

Number would be useful for next time. Going to get the original plumber back in - hopefully he should sort it for no extra cost.

Edit: Can he lick his eyebrows?

I don't know. I've never met your plumber.

[suityou01]

WTF are you doing up so early ON A SUNDAY

Barmpots

[MarillionFan]

WTF are you doing up so early ON A SUNDAY

Barmpots

My kids wake up early as they go to bed at 7.00-7.30pm with a nice story and a cuddle.

Yours wake up late because they go to bed at midnight and slumber off to the TV or a video of Chuckie.

[suityou01]

My kids wake up early as they go to bed at 7.00-7.30pm with a nice story and a cuddle.

Yours wake up late because they go to bed at midnight and slumber off to the TV or a video of Chuckie.

Sorry, keep forgetting someone could have been so stupid as to procreate with you.

[EternalOptimist]

She could also put both feet round the back of her neck.

I read a bit about this whilst checking up some stuff for the weetabix thread


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