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Death by powerpoint - AT A WEDDING!!!!
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostI've always dreamt of a man who could lick his own eyebrows...
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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el lagartoOriginally posted by k2p2 View PostDo they call you 'the lizard'?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I knew a lass who could lick her nose.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostI've always dreamt of a man who could lick his own eyebrows...
She could also put both feet round the back of her neck.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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How is the wife? Pass on my regards, and MF's.Originally posted by Sysman View PostI knew a lass who could lick her nose.
She could also put both feet round the back of her neck.
In other news I fancy a spit roast tomorrow.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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He has very long eye brow hairs.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostDo they call you 'the lizard'?Comment
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Oh. That's not so good.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostHe has very long eye brow hairs.Comment
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Didn't everyone just wander off to the bar after a while?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostPOWERPOINT SLIDES, BETWEEN 3 BEST MEN, FOR OVER AN HOUR!

Was this a gay wedding by the way? Think the best men, might want to be more than friends.Comment
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Be careful what you wish for.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostHe has very long eye brow hairs.Comment
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