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SimonMac replied

14 May 2012, 08:36
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

SY02 was going to do all the driving but had to back out at the last minute owing to a slight sniffle. So I did all the driving. Being at a wedding ALL day long TOTALLY FRAKIN SOBER is bad enough, but the best mans' speeches really were agony.

POWERPOINT SLIDES, BETWEEN 3 BEST MEN, FOR OVER AN HOUR!

Did it not remind you of your wedding night when SY02 needed three best men to fulfill certain duties you couldn't?
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EternalOptimist replied

13 May 2012, 12:40
Originally posted by Sysman View Post

She could also put both feet round the back of her neck.

I read a bit about this whilst checking up some stuff for the weetabix thread

V NSFW
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suityou01 replied

13 May 2012, 12:37
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

My kids wake up early as they go to bed at 7.00-7.30pm with a nice story and a cuddle.

Yours wake up late because they go to bed at midnight and slumber off to the TV or a video of Chuckie.

Sorry, keep forgetting someone could have been so stupid as to procreate with you.
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MarillionFan replied

13 May 2012, 12:23
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

WTF are you doing up so early ON A SUNDAY

Barmpots

My kids wake up early as they go to bed at 7.00-7.30pm with a nice story and a cuddle.

Yours wake up late because they go to bed at midnight and slumber off to the TV or a video of Chuckie.
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suityou01 replied

13 May 2012, 11:45
WTF are you doing up so early ON A SUNDAY

Barmpots
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MarillionFan replied

13 May 2012, 07:17
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Number would be useful for next time. Going to get the original plumber back in - hopefully he should sort it for no extra cost.

Edit: Can he lick his eyebrows?

I don't know. I've never met your plumber.
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mudskipper replied

13 May 2012, 07:15
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Do you want me to put you in touch with a handyman I use?

Number would be useful for next time. Going to get the original plumber back in - hopefully he should sort it for no extra cost.

Edit: Can he lick his eyebrows?
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MarillionFan replied

13 May 2012, 07:05
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Dunno, but the 'handy at plumbing' is a stayer.

Bath all resealed, taps fixed, pump replaced, thermostat cartridge and 'inserts' replaced, around £550 spent, and we still have a ****** leak!

Do you want me to put you in touch with a handyman I use?
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mudskipper replied

13 May 2012, 06:52
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Last month it was a midget with a twelve inch tongue who could breath through his ears and was handy at plumbing. I wonder what she'll be looking for next month?

Dunno, but the 'handy at plumbing' is a stayer.

Bath all resealed, taps fixed, pump replaced, thermostat cartridge and 'inserts' replaced, around £550 spent, and we still have a ****** leak!
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MarillionFan replied

13 May 2012, 06:48
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Be careful what you wish for.

Last month it was a midget with a twelve inch tongue who could breath through his ears and was handy at plumbing. I wonder what she'll be looking for next month?
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Diver replied

13 May 2012, 05:58
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

I've always dreamt of a man who could lick his own eyebrows...

Man with the longest tounge - YouTube
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Old Greg replied

13 May 2012, 05:54
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

He has very long eye brow hairs.

Be careful what you wish for.
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wim121 replied

12 May 2012, 22:47
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

POWERPOINT SLIDES, BETWEEN 3 BEST MEN, FOR OVER AN HOUR!

Didn't everyone just wander off to the bar after a while?

Was this a gay wedding by the way? Think the best men, might want to be more than friends.
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mudskipper replied

12 May 2012, 22:12
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

He has very long eye brow hairs.

Oh. That's not so good.
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Old Greg replied

12 May 2012, 22:02
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Do they call you 'the lizard'?

He has very long eye brow hairs.
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