Scarey.

[EternalOptimist]

It is disappointing that webcams don't come with some basic grooming software. It should not be that hard to take my distinguished but mature features and remove wrinkles and stick some spots on to make me look like a teenager,
or take my erudite and educated comments on Wagner, say, and turn them into inarticulate teen ramblings about Justin Beiber. Gap in the market there.

Hey what ?

I was selling brushes for horses and wellies. you perv
and dolly mixtures

[vetran]

It is disappointing that webcams don't come with some basic grooming software. It should not be that hard to take my distinguished but mature features and remove wrinkles and stick some spots on to make me look like a teenager,
or take my erudite and educated comments on Wagner, say, and turn them into inarticulate teen ramblings about Justin Beiber. Gap in the market there.

A new program idea. Make me 40 years younger?

[TheFaQQer]

Do these sort of convictions expire?

An entry on the sex offender's register can be for one of three time periods:

Sentence > 30 months = indefinite
6 - 30 months = 10 years (or 5 if under 18)
< 6 months = 7 years ( or 3/5 if under 18)
Caution = 2 years (or 1 if under 18)

I don't think that the conviction is ever considered spent though. If he is spending a certain amount of time working with children then he would need a CRB check which (theoretically, at least) would catch it.